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(Episode begins with President Snaily Joe interviewing Scratch Kat and Dawg)
Snaily Joe: And it was last night when these two boldly went out to stop the attack of the menacing Shadow Kat! What do you have to say, Scratch Kat?
Scratch Kat: Well, I couldn't have done it without my old buddy Dawg!
Dawg: Um....this is kinda awkward......
Scratch Kat: Apologies.
Snaily Joe: Now, I'm interested in learning how you were able to- did I hear something?
Dawg: Oh no....
Scratch Kat: Stand back, guys. I got this.
(Perspective switches to Umbra and Jake, who are sitting down at the town square.)
Umbra: So, what have you been up to?
Jake: Nothing much, "buddy".
Umbra: Why do you always call me that?
Jake: Eh, not so sure.
Umbra: Well, I'd appreciate if you cut it out, 'cause I'm fifteen years old, not-- (notices a girl walking by and gets up to talk to her)
???: Oh, hi. What's your name?
Umbra: Uh... Umbra.
???: Hi, Umbra! I'm Mika Sho. It's so nice to meet you.
Umbra: You, too. And I'd like to introduce you to my acquaintance Data.
Jake: (in song) Somebody's got a crush...
Umbra: What? That's just absurd. I don't have a crush.
Jake: Oh, of course you don't.
Mika: Huh. I see why you call him an acquaintance, Um-- what was that?
Umbra: I don't know. Let's go check it out.
(Scene switches to UNT3N wrecking the city and terrorizing citizens)
UNT3N: ALL INFERIOR LIFEFORMS ARE DEMANDED TO SURRENDER. IF YOU CHOOSE NOT TO SURRENDER, YOU WILL PERISH.
???: I don't think so!
UNT3N: IDENTIFY YOURSELF, MORTAL.
???: *jumps out of the shadows* Miss me?
UNT3N: IF IT ISN'T UNTEN, MY LOATHESOME COPY.
Unten: "Loathesome Copy?" Stop trying to pull a Metal Sonic here! YOU'RE the copy.
UNT3N: ENOUGH TALK. PREPARE FOR BATTLE.
(All of a sudden, Scratch Kat runs in)
Scratch Kat: Hey, you're Unten, right?
Unten: Yeah, that's me.
Scratch Kat: Oh, I'm a big fan! I heard about the time you stopped Netnu from-
Unten: Just help me bash this hunk of metal to bits, can you?
Scratch Kat: Gladly!
UNT3N: SILENCE! COMBAT MODE ENGAGED.
Unten: Alright you piece of junk, let's go! *shoots blue fire at UNT3N*
(Suddenly, a huge metal slab smashes UNT3N)
Ella Metals: *flies in* Who are you two?
Unten: Well, I'm Unten, hero of Fan City.
Scratch: And I'm Scratch Kat! I'm a....cat who likes marshmallows....and stuff....
Ella: Alrighty then....