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Welcome, everyone! Tonight, I will introduce the very first Fantendo Direct! New information about the hottest Fantendo games and systems will be delivered direct to you!

Fantendo Direct, 1-24-2014, small


And here's our host for this Direct, Real Time Mario!

RTM3
Real Time Mario
TALK
Hello everybody! It's-a me, Real Time Mario! I have some exciting news to share with you guys this evening!
RTM2
Real Time Mario
TALK
First, Nintendo has-a given us release dates for the new Wii 2!
Region Release Date
North America 5/18/2014
Europe 5/25/2014
Australia 6/5/2014
RTM5
Real Time Mario
TALK
I don't have no release-a dates for Japan or Korea, though. Sorry!
RTM4
Real Time Mario
TALK
Next on the list, we have-a news of a Mario Sports Mix--

Hey, looks like we have a visitor!

RTC2
Real Time Crash
TALK
What's up, mates?
RTM1
Real Time Mario
TALK
Oh look! It's-a my favorite wombat, Real Time Crash!

Would you like to help me host-a this Fantendo Direct?

RTC2
Real Time Crash
TALK
Can't do. I just dropped by to see if any of ya guys got something to eat!
RTM2
Real Time Mario
TALK
Come on, it will be fun! I've-a got some spicy pepperoni pizza in the oven!
RTC1
Real Time Crash
TALK
All right! If you insist, I'll--Did you say pizza?

So what's this I hear about Sports Mix something?

RTM3
Real Time Mario
TALK
Oh, Mario Sports Collection? That's coming out sometime this fall on-a Wii U!

The sports from the original Mario Sports Mix will be returning, and there are-a new sports, like American football, rugby, and--

RTC2
Real Time Crash
TALK
Bungie jumping?
RTM4
Real Time Mario
TALK
Well, I don't know if that's in the--Oh wait, it is! It's-a your lucky day!
RTC1
Real Time Crash
TALK
Gnarly!

So what's the next annoucement?

RTM2
Real Time Mario
TALK
It's-a some game called Eternal Brawl!
Eternal Brawl
RTC1
Real Time Crash
TALK
Oh, I see! Hey, can I see that paper you're holding?
RTM1
Real Time Mario
TALK
Okie dokie!

-Mario hands over paper-

RTC2
Real Time Crash
TALK
Whoa, Kirby, Luigi, Batman, Heavy? How the hey did this get so many sweet characters into the game? I can't wait!
RTM3
Real Time Mario
TALK
Ah, I think you'll-a love this next one!
RTC1
Real Time Crash
TALK
Celestial? Hmm, let me read this here description:

Celestia L Grace is hovering around in the Fairy Forest, where all the Unmarked Fairies live. She hopes that today will be the day that she gets Marked. Celestia goes to the Mark House, just outside the Forest. Upon entering, she spots a note reading "The Grand Prism is missing. If you are reading, find the Prism Pieces for us". She notices that the Mark House is in ruins and the pedestal where the Grand Prism once stood is gone. Without it, no Fairy could get Marked. Celestia approaches the pedestal and appears in Flutter City. Her journey is only just beginning.

RTM2
Real Time Mario
TALK
Sooooo, what do you think?
RTC2
Real Time Crash
TALK
Eh, that ain't my cup of tea, mate. I'm sure a lot of our audience will love it, though!
RTM5
Real Time Mario
TALK
Well, the studio behind-a that title has another game in the works! It's a little something called A Nutty Adventure: Trick Card! Unfortunately, that's all I know about it.
RTC2
Real Time Crash
TALK
Oh well.

Hey, I just realized I need to be somewhere else right about now. Catch ya on the flipside!

-Crash backflips off of the set-

RTC2
Real Time Crash
TALK
YA-HOO!
RTM1
Real Time Mario
TALK
Bye-bye!
RTM3
Real Time Mario
TALK
Let's-a see here, next to be annouced is-a Super Mario: Mii Kingdom, starring me! Yipee!

There are two great new power-ups in this game!

  • Chocolate Chip
  • Super Donut
RTM2
Real Time Mario
TALK
Gee, I wonder what they do!
RTM5
Real Time Mario
TALK
There's a new hero in town, and his-a name's Bowie!
Bowie the Teddy Bear Custom (tie)
RTM2
Real Time Mario
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This little bear's got three games already! BowieQuest, BowieQuest II: , and Bananas' Puzzle Arena! The first two games star Bowie in 3D platforming adventures. Bowie must use his Rock Fist to defeat his nemesis, Bananas. The third game is a puzzle-based spinoff title for download on-a Wii U. All-a three games will also be compatible with Wii 2!
RTM3
Real Time Mario
TALK
And now, the final announcement! From the creator of Shadow Lands, come two brand new projects, called--
Iggy Koopa Sprite
Iggy Koopa
TALK
Hand over the script, or I'll blast a hole in ya chest!
RTM1
Real Time Mario
TALK
But I can't. I don't got no chest! You know why?

I GOT NO-BODY--

Iggy Koopa Sprite
Iggy Koopa
TALK
Aw, SHADDUP! I'll...I'll...I'll leave ya alone if you do!
RTM4
Real Time Mario
TALK
Okie-dokie!
Iggy Koopa Sprite
Iggy Koopa
TALK
THANK YOU!

-Iggy leaves the set-

RTM2
Real Time Mario
TALK
Well then, looks-a like I can continue on again!

The first new title from Icy Cold Gaming Industries is a brand-a new Flip game! Hopefully it will flip and not flop! Hee-hee-hee! Just a little joke!

The second game is something by the name of El Adios-a! And how-a fitting that we end this Direct with a game with that name!

RTM1
Real Time Mario
TALK
IT'S-A TIME TO END THIS DIRECT WITH A BANG!
Explosion-Image-by-US-Department-of-Defense

THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT, REAL TIME MARIO!

Well, we have reached the end of our first Fantendo Direct.

What exciting announcements will the next Direct hold? Stay tuned to find out!

(If anyone wants to do the next Fantendo Direct themselves, then they're more than welcome to do so.

Just be sure to notify me first!)

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