Goblin: So this is Unten?
Carapar: Yeah. Watch out, he can cause tragedies with his fissures that come from underground.
Goblin: He's either less or more then 10 years old.
Carapar: What makes you say that?
Goblin: He's UNten!
Carapar: ". . ."
Searchie: That was lame.
Guest: Funny! No.
Goblin: I wonder where he was beorn.
Pokemantrainer: Oh come on, your puns are unbearable!
Goblin: An humanoid cat? Guest: I like cats!
Carapar: ". . ."
Searchie: That's a Catonea who's named Zerita, guys.
Goblin: So she can CAT me up?
Pokemantrainer: ...That pun is so horrible I could rip that out.
Goblin: Like a cat?
Pokemantrainer: YOU'RE GETTING PAST MY LIMIT.
Goblin: Then you'll rip me out like a lion?
Carapar: I'd suggest to not stand close to Pokemantrainer when you get back from this.
Goblin: So this is Squav?
Carapar: You're trying too hard, Guest.
Goblin: I think I should squav like an animal to avoid it!
Carapar: Since when you became so chatty? You're usually more silent then a rock.
Goblin: Speaking of rocks, maybe I can use my Earth spell to stop him?
Searchie: Good idea. Then you can attack Squav with orbs and bolts.
Goblin: So these are dark climbers? They look less edgy then I through...
Carapar: True. If you get one of them out, the other is as weak as a blob.
Lolo: HEY! Don't tell our weaknesses in this arena!
Searchie: You can easily avoid Dark Shot by jumping, same deal with Dark Beam...
Lala: STOP! If you tell Goblin all our weaknesses then we'll be pushovers!
Condor: Can't he just push you guys out of the field then? After all, you're push-overs!
Lolo and Lala look pissed off.
Searchie: You can stop Dark Jump with a thunderbolt or an orb...
Lolo and Lala look even more pissed off. One of them then uses thier hammer to "break" the chat.
Goblin: A kid that stops evil? I'm sooo scared.
Carapar: That laser gun hurts through.
Guest: Ahhh! Eye! Green!
Goblin: Making your eyes shine green? Not scary, I've slain tons of dragons and stuff with colored eyes.
Searchie: Hey, you know, he apparently pushed his best friend out of a cliff...
Goblin: WHAT? Now that's FREAKY.
Pokemantrainer: Says the guy who has slain thousands of monsters.
Guest: The Colorful Koloro Is A Colorful Girl From The Colored World Of Colors
Pokemantrainer: Oooh? Are you blushing? Oooh?
Goblin: Shut up, you humanoid dragon!
Searchie: But you're a goblin...
Goblin: Yeah sure, alien and cockatrice hybrid.
Searchie: Aren't Goblins considered weak monsters?
Goblin: Shut up! Let's just hope the ninja lizard man doesn't enters this...
Carapar: I'm hearing you know.
Guest: Fighting Is A Bad Thing Guys
Carapar: ". . ."
Goblin: Fyre? I through names were more original.
Carapar: Hey, what's your name again?
Goblin: ...You're right, I was never given a name...
Searchie: Beware, this boy can use dangerous fire spells.
Goblin: He won't get me blazed up!
Pokemantrainer: Stop these puns before I rage like a volcano!
Searchie: Make sure to beat him before the flame sets down!
Carapar: Yeah, he'll get burned out!
Searchie: I think that these jokes are nothing but ash by now.
Goblin: A crimson Gallade. 100% original!
Pokemantrainer: Yeah sure, because grey goblins are original.
Goblin: At least I don't have a Bionicle's name!
Searchie: He is a fast character with strong attacks.
Goblin: So the Earth spell would beat him easily, am I right?
Carapar: Yeah, but add a few other spells occasionally or he'll eventually predict you.
Goblin: Since when David Bowie was a bear?
Searchie: That's Bowie the Bear, not David Bowie.
Guest: h3 1s str0ng but s10w
Carapar: Since when Guest talked in 133t language?
Goblin: Hey guys...
Goblin: If I'm a security guard, he won't come at me, right?
Guest: ". . ."
Carapar: I knew I shouldn't have let you play these horror games.
Searchie: Ashe fights with a sword.
Goblin: Is he made of ash?
Pokemantrainer: I COULD TURN YOUR STUPID PUNS INTO ASH!
Carapar: Not sure if it's intentional or not, but you DO put puns in your rages...
Pokemantrainer: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Searchie: He can also use water magic and arrows.
Goblin: Heh, nothing compared to MY magic.
Goblin: A boo mixed with a bomb? Come on, be more original.
Searchie: Beware, he'll explode to get rid of you! I'm pretty sure you don't like explosions.
Goblin: What's next? A boo mixed with a tanooki?
TaBooki: You called?
Pokemantrainer: YOU'RE KIDDING ME! I'LL BOMB YOU BOOS WITH MY RAGE!
Goblin: Maybe using lightning will make him explode?
Searchie: I wouldn't recommand that.
Carapar: I'm surprised this boo isn't scared by us looking at him.
Goblin: Seems like Boo Mario got a redesign.
Carapar: ". . ."
Searchie: That's McBoo, not Boo Mario.
Goblin: What's up with all the boos? Why not-
Guest: Spooky! Scary! Skeletons!
Goblin: Shut up, that meme's time is gone.
Carapar: Maybe he stole Mario's hat?
Goblin: Probably not.
Goblin, thinking: Hey, this gives me ideas...
Goblin: Let's sketch up a plan to beat this guy!
Pokeman: I'D RATHER SKETCH UP A PLAN TO STOP YOUR PUNS!
Searchie: He can use many paint-themed attacks.
Carapar: Like all those other paint dudes?
Goblin: Still better then all those boos.
Guest: His Art Is Really Good
Searchie: I somewhat agree with that, he's not a bad artist.
Goblin: I wish I could steel her metal powers.
Carapar: Judging by how you can't "use" her in "games" anymores, I doubt you could even get close to that.
Searchie: So yeah, as you probably guessed, she can manipulate metal.
Goblin: She's one of those characters with thier name as a title, right?
Searchie: Yeah, why do you ask?
Goblin: That's unoriginal. At least I come from Fierce Me-Tales!
Carapar: ". . ."
Searchie: I swear, someone's forcing us to do these forced puns.
Goblin: SO I HEARD THIS GUY CAN HACK?
Pokeman: Yeah. What's the problem?
Goblin: I HATE HACKERS! I COULD DESTROY THEM IN A VOLCANO?
Pokeman: Geez, what's up with you today?
Searchie: And how come you're not in your eternal rage Pokeman?
Carapar: It's almost like if you guys got hacked.
Goblin: Geez, this dude must be lapissed off.
Carapar: Don't laugh. If you saw the true Reptflux...
Searchie: ...You wouldn't as you'd areadly be disintegrated by then.
Pokeman: He's one of the three Titans and he sure looks stronger then pun-making goblin.
Goblin: What would happen if I striked his eye?
Shy Guy Yellow
Violet the Kitty
Crimson El Roserade
Blaze the Monferno
Bob the Blob
Fat French Penguin
Goblin: Who is this ninja?
Carapar: No one knows, he is very mysterious.
Searchie: Do you know who he is, beign a ninja and all?
Carapar: Yeah, but I'm not telling anyone.
Searchie: Also, about this comic we're planning to do-
AwesomeLuke: u can use boberius