Fantendo - A Musical is a very special, touching event that went on in the Fantendo chatroom that's fun for the whole family! Join YoshiEgg, Hemu, Fillet, and many others as they learn about the fiber in pants, poison beans, haircuts, toilet logs, glomping, sucking it up, tofu, self-inflicted pain, and so much more! Again, I say, it's fun for the whole family!
One day, Hemu begins whining about his bad haircut and how he doesn't look like the Ramones anymore, so, YoshiEgg, who had just made up a brilliant song about how his town sucks, begins singing it after he comes home from walking teh dawg. Hemu, infuriated by YE's singing, gets mad and begins whining more about his haircut. Soon, YE decides that he's so good at singing that he should make the conversation into a full-blown musical spectacular. So, YE, Fillet, and others (Mostly YE) begin teaching Hemu about numerous things, such as sucking it up, the joys of expressing your feelings through songs, and that you don't have to be good at singing to sing. However, YE soon realizes that maybe singing isn't the solution to every problem...
Hemu whines about wanting his old hairdo back, while YE begins to sing his song, "Valley Town". However, Hemu begins saying "DAMMIT BOY" as an attempt to stop YE's singing, but YE ignores it and keeps on singing. This leads to other songs, the one that YE ends right before the musical itself starts about a "toilet log".
18:52 YoshiEgg AND IT'S STINKIN' UP THE FREAKIN' PLAAAAAAAAAACE
18:52 Hemu ok
18:52 YoshiEgg AND THE HUMAN NOSE CAN'T EVEN SMELL IT
18:53 YoshiEgg BECAUSE IT ALREADY MELTED OFF YOUR FAAAAAAAAAAACE
18:53 Hemu STOP THIS SINGNG TOO DAMMIT BOY
18:53 Hemu I STILL HATE MY HAIRCUT
18:53 Hemu MAKE MY HAIR COME BACK
18:53 YoshiEgg OK
18:53 YoshiEgg We'll make your hair come back, dad
18:53 YoshiEgg IN
18:53 YoshiEgg SONG!
18:53 Hemu NO IN REALITY
18:54 YoshiEgg please god, oh pleeeeeeeeeease
18:54 YoshiEgg make Hemu's hair come back
18:54 YoshiEgg before his head 'done freeeeeeeeeeeeeze
18:54 YoshiEgg because it'll get too cooooold
18:54 Hemu MY HAIRCUT SUX
18:54 YoshiEgg and by the time he gets really oooooooooooold
18:54 Hemu NOW IMMA SPAZ ABOUT ITR
18:54 YoshiEgg His hair'll freeze up
18:54 YoshiEgg He'll have to piss in a cup
18:55 YoshiEgg AND HE'LL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN
18:56 YoshiEgg Is your hair back, yet?
18:57 Fillet ...
18:57 Fillet this is sort of weird
18:57 YoshiEgg inorite
18:58 Hemu NO IT'S NOT
18:58 YoshiEgg But y'know what you have to do to make it NOT weird?
18:58 Hemu I'M STILL SPAZZING ABOUT IT IRL
18:58 YoshiEgg SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
18:58 YoshiEgg you
18:58 YoshiEgg have
18:58 YoshiEgg to
18:58 Hemu NO IMMA SPAZ
18:58 YoshiEgg EXPRESS YOUR FEELINGS THROUGH SOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG
18:58 Hemu IT'S MORE FUN
18:58 Fillet OKAY
18:58 Hemu plus i suck at singing
18:58 Fillet SINGINGGGG!
18:58 YoshiEgg DINGY DING DING DINGY DOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG
18:59 Fillet SOMETIMES I SING IN REAL LIFE TO NARRARATE WHAT I'M DOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!
18:59 YoshiEgg SOMETIMES I FART IN PUBLIC AND MY FRIENDS DON'T EVEN CAAAAAAAAAAAAARE
19:00 YoshiEgg AND SOMETIMES I GO TO SLEEP WITHOUT WEARING ANY UNDERWEEEAR
19:00 YoshiEgg BUT YOU HAVE TO EXPRESS YOUR FEELINGS THROUGH SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG
19:00 Hemu SOMETIMES I AM STARVED UNTIL I GET A HAIRCUT THAT I HATE
19:00 YoshiEgg AND EAT SOME PAAAAAAAAANTS
19:00 YoshiEgg THEY'RE RICH IN FIBEEEEEEEEEER
19:00 YoshiEgg There! Now you're gettin' it, Hemu!
19:01 Hemu NO I ONLY DO SPOKEN WORD
19:01 Hemu THIS IS SPOKEN WORD
19:01 YoshiEgg WELL IT DOESN'T MAAAAAATTEEEER
19:01 YoshiEgg BUT IT'S NEVER TOO LATE
19:01 YoshiEgg TO EAT SOME PAAAAAAAANTS
19:01 YoshiEgg AND IGNORE THE HAIRCUT THAT YOU HATE
19:01 Hemu HEMU GETS STARVED AND BEATEN AND FORCED INTO GETTING HAIRCUTS
19:02 Hemu NO I HATE MY HAIRCUT AND I'M NOT GOING ON VACATION WITH MY PARENTS SO THEN I'LL NEVER HAVE TO SHOW IT
19:02 Hemu CUZ I HATE MY HAIRCUT CUZ IT'S HORRIBLE
19:02 YoshiEgg WELL THERE'S A BUG ON THE WALL
19:02 YoshiEgg A BUG ON THE WALL
19:02 YoshiEgg I THINK IT'S GONNA TRY KILLING US AAAAAAAAALL
19:03 YoshiEgg A BUG ON THE WALL
19:03 YoshiEgg A BUG ON THE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL
19:03 Hemu NO THERE ISN'T AND I HATE MY HAIRCUT AND I'M NEVER GOING INTO PUBLIC EVER AGAIN
19:03 YoshiEgg I NEED TO CHANGE MAH PANTS
19:03 YoshiEgg 's piano goes "doo, doo!" and the song is over
19:04 YoshiEgg And that was the first song!
19:04 YoshiEgg Now, excuse me while I make an article for this
19:04 Fillet ok
19:04 Hemu ADSE
19:04 Hemu MY HAIR WON'T GROW BACK
19:04 Hemu NOT FOR ANOTHER 3 MONTHS
19:05 YoshiEgg WELL HEMU
19:05 YoshiEgg YOUR SOLUTION IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS
19:05 Hemu SDKJFHKREFGTRNGKTYNIGTNKFR GTKNGHTIUHGBIYTHIY
19:05 YoshiEgg 's song starts
19:05 Hemu I CAN'T WAIT 3 MONTHS
19:05 YoshiEgg SUCK IT UP AND BE A MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
19:05 Hemu UIRGHITUHGIYTHIHYIHITJGOERJFOCKKROTJTOJGOJTYHOIJYOJHOJYOIJHOYPJRGJMLRTLHOYTOJH'[
19:05 Hemu \
19:05 Hemu Full Spectrum Warrior characters
19:05 YoshiEgg YOU'VE GOTTA' SUCK IT UP AND BE A MAAAAAAAAAAN
19:05 Hemu JMDCMREV'[;PRTIKTRNLGTRKKLDRFNVLTRJHOTYP
19:05 YoshiEgg YOU'VE GOTTA' NOT BE A WIMP
19:05 Fillet wait what happened to his hair anyway
19:05 YoshiEgg AND TOUGH IT OUT
19:05 Hemu NO I LIKED MY RAMONES HAIR
19:05 Hemu I CAN'T BE A MAN WITHOUT IT
19:05 YoshiEgg OR ELSE YOU'LL GET EATEN BY BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEARS!
19:06 YoshiEgg 's song ends
19:06 Hemu DSLJFHRKFHRGORGODIFJGLRGJ
19:06 Hemu BEARS PROLLY AREN'T AS PAINFUL AS MY MOM
19:06 YoshiEgg 's song starts
19:06 Hemu Fillet:my mom starved me until i got a haircut
19:06 YoshiEgg BUT YOUR MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
19:06 YoshiEgg IS AS VICIOUS
19:06 Hemu IS EVUL
19:06 YoshiEgg AS A TIIIIIIIIIIIIIGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
19:06 YoshiEgg (apparentlyyyyyyyy)
19:07 Fillet oh
19:07 YoshiEgg BUT YOU'VE GOTTAAAAAAAA
19:07 Fillet YE can you find me a good pic of captain rainbow
19:07 Hemu IT TOOK ME 9 MONTHS TO GROW THAT GODAMNED RAMONES HAIR
19:07 YoshiEgg FEED YOUR MOTHER
19:07 YoshiEgg POISION BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEANS
19:07 YoshiEgg AND THEN
19:07 YoshiEgg SHE'LL STOP BEING
19:07 YoshiEgg A STUPID BITCHFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
19:07 YoshiEgg AND THEN
19:07 YoshiEgg SHE'LL GIVE YOU BEANS
19:07 YoshiEgg TO GROW YOUR HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR
19:07 YoshiEgg 's song ends
19:08 YoshiEgg Yeah, Fillet. I'll find the best Cpt. Rainbow image there is!
19:08 YoshiEgg (BTW, are we logging this? Because I need to copypasta it onto Fantendo)
19:08 Hemu no we are not
19:09 Hemu CUZ I'M TOO BUSY SPAZZING OVER MY LACK OF RAMONES HAIR :D
19:09 Hemu *D:
19:09 YoshiEgg http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.cubed3.com/tmpmedia/caprain2.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.cubed3.com/news/10587/&usg=__X8CoU_JFR8lg-oCchKoy2AOa8jU=&h=450&w=374&sz=70&hl=en&start=0&tbnid=E6_Su4BmgWXBFM:&tbnh=156&tbnw=130&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dcaptain%2Brainbow%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26sa%3DN%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26biw%3D1
19:09 YoshiEgg There, Fillet
19:09 YoshiEgg I can edit it for you to edit out the other chars
19:09 YoshiEgg usiiiiiiiing
19:09 YoshiEgg 's song starts
19:09 Hemu MY HAIR IS LAME
19:09 Hemu OSDHIEHFIRHIGHTRGPBLGF
19:09 Hemu AND IT'S NOT RAMONESY
19:09 YoshiEgg GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMP
19:10 YoshiEgg 's song ends
19:10 YoshiEgg Well, Hemu, you've gotta' express your feelings in song
19:10 Hemu AND I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE AND IMMA KEEP SPAZZING LIKE THIS CUZ I CAN
19:10 Hemu NO I DON'T
19:10 YoshiEgg That way, people will have to pay attention to you!
19:10 Hemu NO THEY WON'T
19:10 YoshiEgg How can they not? You'll be singing like some freakin' idiot!
19:12 Hemu BUT I SUCK AT SINGING
19:12 YoshiEgg Well that doesn't stop me!
19:12 YoshiEgg 's song starts
19:13 YoshiEgg BECAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUSE
19:13 YoshiEgg IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU'RE GOOD AT SINGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
19:13 YoshiEgg IT ONLY MATTERS IF YOU SING IT RIIIIIIGHT!
19:13 YoshiEgg IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOUR SINGING MAKES PEOPLE'S EARS BLEEEEED
19:13 Hemu WELL PEOPLE DON'T SAY YOU SUCK
19:14 YoshiEgg BECAUSE AS LONG AS THEY HEAR YOU, YOU WIN THE FIGHT!
19:14 YoshiEgg 's song ends
19:14 Hemu NO I DON'T
19:15 YoshiEgg Yes you do, Hemu!
19:15 YoshiEgg You've just gotta SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
19:15 Hemu NO I DON'T
19:15 YoshiEgg YES YOU DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
19:15 YoshiEgg SO DON'T YOU START WITH MEEEEEEEEEEEE
19:19 YoshiEgg Heh, Jorge just glomped Bean in paperchat
19:19 YoshiEgg When will Jorge learn...
19:19 YoshiEgg ...THAT
19:19 YoshiEgg 's song starts
19:19 YoshiEgg GLOMPING IS AN INVASION OF PRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVACYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
19:20 YoshiEgg AND FROM IT, YOU MAY GET A DISEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE
19:20 *** Bean joined #fantendo LegacyPhys@dm-11411.socal.res.rr.com
19:20 YoshiEgg 's song ends
19:20 ChanServ [Bean] Well, you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it? Because despite your violent behavior, the only thing you have managed to break so far is my heart. Why don't we just settle for that and call it a day? I guess we both know that isn't going to happen...
19:20 +++ ChanServ has given op to Bean
19:20 Hemu HAI BEAN I HATE MY SONG
19:20 YoshiEgg Bean!
19:20 YoshiEgg You came!
19:20 YoshiEgg And just in time
19:20 YoshiEgg We need to teach grumpy old Hemu over here how to suck it up and sing!
19:21 Hemu NO I HATE MY HAIR
19:21 YoshiEgg becaaaaaaaaaaaaaause...
19:21 *** toto|transformice|FFTA joined #fantendo firstname.lastname@example.org
19:21 YoshiEgg 's song starts
19:21 toto|transformice|FFTA cheese
19:21 YoshiEgg HEMU IS BEING A WIMPY WIMPY IDIOT
19:21 YoshiEgg BECAUSE HE DOESN'T REALLY LIKE HIS HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR
19:21 YoshiEgg EVEN THOUGH IT PROLLY STILL LOOKS AWESOOOOOOOME
19:21 *** Ice joined #fantendo Voltage@dm-31530.dsl.irvnca.pacbell.net
19:21 YoshiEgg AND HEMU, DON'T YOU EVEN GO THEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE
19:22 YoshiEgg 's song ends
19:22 Ice ...
19:22 YoshiEgg yay, more friends!
19:22 YoshiEgg Ice, Toto, can you teach Hemu the joys of sucking it up and singing?
19:22 Hemu ohai toto
19:22 Hemu I HATE MY HAIR YE SO SHUT UP WITH THE SONG
19:22 *** turb quit (Exit: ChatZilla 0.9.86 [Firefox 3.0.4/2008102920]) email@example.com
19:23 Ice :o
19:24 toto|transformice|FFTA what
19:24 toto|transformice|FFTA that song was terrible
19:24 toto|transformice|FFTA throws tomatoes
19:24 YoshiEgg D=
19:24 YoshiEgg But
19:24 YoshiEgg But
19:24 YoshiEgg Tomatoes?
19:24 toto|transformice|FFTA yes
19:24 toto|transformice|FFTA tomatoes
19:24 *** Ice is now known as StawberryFieldsForever
19:24 YoshiEgg You should be throwing something a lot more healthy
19:24 YoshiEgg liiiiiiiiiiiiiike
19:24 Hemu YE'S SONGS ALWAYS SUCK
19:25 YoshiEgg 's song starts
19:25 Hemu THATS WHY I DO SPOKEN WORD
19:25 YoshiEgg TOFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
19:25 YoshiEgg TOFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
19:25 Hemu DAMMIT BOY STOP SINGING
19:25 YoshiEgg IT'S HEALTHY AND DISGUSTING AND IT SUCKS
19:25 *** Bean quit (Exit: dad's here D:) LegacyPhys@dm-11411.socal.res.rr.com
19:25 Hemu TOTO THROW THE TOMATO DAMMIT
19:25 YoshiEgg BUT IT'S TOFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
19:25 YoshiEgg TOFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
19:25 Hemu I LIKE TOFU DAMMIT BOY
19:25 YoshiEgg AND EVERYBODY HATES IT CUZ IT'S GROSS!
19:25 YoshiEgg 's song ends
19:25 Hemu DAMMIT BOY
19:25 YoshiEgg I like Tofu, too
19:26 YoshiEgg But sometimes, you have to learn to make fun of yourself
19:26 YoshiEgg becaaaaaaaaaaause
19:26 YoshiEgg 's song starts
19:26 YoshiEgg IT'S HEALTHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
19:26 YoshiEgg OH YES IT'S HEALTHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
19:26 YoshiEgg SELF-INFLICTED PAIN IS OH-SO HEALTHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
19:27 YoshiEgg 's song ends
19:29 toto|transformice|FFTA I HAVE TO GO.
19:29 toto|transformice|FFTA YOU KILLED ME.
19:29 toto|transformice|FFTA >:C
19:29 toto|transformice|FFTA explodes
19:29 *** toto|transformice|FFTA quit (Exit: ChatZilla 0.9.86 [Firefox 3.6.8/20100722155716]) firstname.lastname@example.org
19:30 YoshiEgg See?
19:30 YoshiEgg This is exactly what I was trying to say!
19:30 YoshiEgg 's song starts
19:30 YoshiEgg YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
19:30 YoshiEgg DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON'T
19:30 YoshiEgg HAVE TO BE GOOD AT SINGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
19:31 YoshiEgg BECAUSE PEOPLE WILL STILL LISTEN TO YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
19:31 YoshiEgg 's song ends
19:32 Fillet Who's Strawberry Fields Forever?
19:32 *** Hemu quit (Ping timeout) email@example.com
19:32 Fillet Because that's an awesome song
19:32 YoshiEgg Well, Fillet
19:32 YoshiEgg I can tell you exactly who it is
19:32 YoshiEgg's song starts
19:32 YoshiEgg IT
19:32 YoshiEgg IS
19:32 YoshiEgg YOUR
19:33 YoshiEgg MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
19:33 YoshiEgg's song ends
19:35 YoshiEgg Yes, really!
19:36 *** MySweetLord joined #fantendo MySweetLor@dm-38218.dhcp.embarqhsd.net
19:36 MySweetLord wat
19:36 StawberryFieldsForever hey msl
19:36 YoshiEgg MSL!
19:36 YoshiEgg You're just in time!
19:37 MySweetLord :D
19:37 StawberryFieldsForever :D
19:38 YoshiEgg For what, you ask?
19:38 YoshiEgg FOR
19:38 YoshiEgg THIS
19:38 YoshiEgg 's song starts
19:38 YoshiEgg YOU'RE JUST IN TIME FOR SINGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
19:38 YoshiEgg SINGING TO THE POINT OF DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEATH
19:38 YoshiEgg YOU'RE JUST IN TIME FOR SINGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
19:38 YoshiEgg DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DOOOOOOOOOOO
19:38 YoshiEgg 's song ends
19:39 MySweetLord I ASK THAT
19:39 MySweetLord YOU SIT ON MY FACE
19:39 YoshiEgg Sure thing, MSL!
19:39 YoshiEgg 's song starts
19:40 StawberryFieldsForever ....
19:40 YoshiEgg I HEREBY SIT UPON YOUR FAAAAAAAAAACE
19:40 StawberryFieldsForever //
19:40 StawberryFieldsForever crazy
19:40 StawberryFieldsForever lol
19:40 YoshiEgg IT MAY SEEM LIKE A BIG DISGRAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
19:40 MySweetLord ICE
19:40 MySweetLord GO WATCH MONTY PYTHON
19:40 MySweetLord NOW
19:40 YoshiEgg BUT I HEREBY SIT UPON YOU'RE FREAKIN' FAAAAAAAAAAACE
19:40 StawberryFieldsForever what?
19:40 YoshiEgg 's song ends
19:40 StawberryFieldsForever give meh link
19:40 YoshiEgg Monty Python = FTW
19:49 YoshiEgg Huh
19:49 YoshiEgg The musical isn't goin' so well right now
19:49 YoshiEgg And where did Hemu go?
19:49 YoshiEgg He hasn't learned his lesson yet!
19:50 YoshiEgg Huh
19:51 YoshiEgg Well, this is a bucket of corn-encrusted toilet logs...
19:51 YoshiEgg Nobody's here
19:51 YoshiEgg Listening to my joyous singing
19:52 YoshiEgg and nobody's here for me to sing to
19:52 YoshiEgg Nobody will learn any lessons
19:52 YoshiEgg ...
19:52 YoshiEgg ...but maybe
19:52 YoshiEgg just maybe
19:52 YoshiEgg I need to learn a lesson
19:53 YoshiEgg And IIIIIIIIIIII
19:53 YoshiEgg Leave behiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind
19:53 YoshiEgg This hurricane of f*ckin' liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies
19:54 YoshiEgg 's already copywritten song starts
19:55 YoshiEgg AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
19:55 YoshiEgg WALK THIS LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE
19:55 YoshiEgg A MILLION AND ONE F*CKIN TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMES
19:55 YoshiEgg BUT NOT THIS TIME
19:55 YoshiEgg *guitars strum*
19:56 YoshiEgg I'M LEAVIN'
19:56 YoshiEgg I'M LEAVIN'
19:56 YoshiEgg I'M LEAVIN'
19:56 YoshiEgg AH, I'M LEAVIN' HOME-
19:56 YoshiEgg -ER, THIS MUSICAAAAAAL!
19:59 Shroobario DANANANANANNANA
19:59 StawberryFieldsForever ...
19:59 YoshiEgg SHRB
19:59 StawberryFieldsForever ohi
19:59 YoshiEgg 's song ends
19:59 YoshiEgg Were you listening?
19:59 StawberryFieldsForever ...
19:59 StawberryFieldsForever YE
19:59 StawberryFieldsForever were you singing?
19:59 StawberryFieldsForever ....
20:00 YoshiEgg Yes!
20:00 StawberryFieldsForever lol
20:00 YoshiEgg I was singing an already-copywritten song!
20:00 StawberryFieldsForever ah aha
20:00 YoshiEgg Jesus of Suburbia, by Green Day!
20:00 YoshiEgg And you were listening!
20:00 Shroobario oh sorry
20:00 *** MySweetLord quit (Exit: ) MySweetLor@dm-38218.dhcp.embarqhsd.net
20:00 Shroobario I'll have to ban you
20:00 Shroobario you don't have authorization from the singer to reproduce the lyrics
20:00 Shroobario you might even be sent to jail
20:01 YoshiEgg So, I guess I do have people to listen to my son-
20:01 YoshiEgg -wait, what?
20:01 YoshiEgg But we do that all the time!
20:02 YoshiEgg wait
20:02 YoshiEgg before you answer
20:02 YoshiEgg A short intermission
20:02 YoshiEgg for I need to eat
20:03 *** YoshiEgg is now known as YoshiEgg|Eating
INTERMISSION: YoshiEgg's Beany Adventure!!
YoshiEgg goes to dinner
YoshiEgg's song starts
YE: HELLO MOOOOOOTHER HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAAAAAAAY?
Mother: YE, I'm a bit worried about you...
YE: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I AM COMPLETELY FINE, I'M FEELING ALRIGHT, I'M FEELING DIVINE!
Mother: Yeah... Why are you singing so much?
YE: I'M EXPRESSING MY EMOTIONS THROUGH SOOOOOOOOOONG! IS THAT SO WROOOOOOOOOOOOOONG?
Mother: YE, you have a serious problem. You've got to stop singing, or else...
YE: OR ELSE WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT? WHAT CAN YOU POSSIBLY DO? I WOULD RATHER EAT SOME POO THAN LISTEN TO YOOOOOOOOU!
Mother: Excuse me, I need to go get...
DUN DUN DUUUUUN
Mother: ...the beans...
YE: HOORAY FOR BEANS, THEY ARE OH-SO GOOD! I LOVE THE BEANS, AS I SHOULD!
Mother grabs a can of beans labeled "Magic Beans", goes to the table, and pours them in YE's bowl
YE: BEANS, BEANS, THE MUSICAL FRUIT! BEANS, BEANS, THEY MAKE YOU GO-
Mother stuffs a mouthful of beans in YE's mouth
YoshiEgg swallows the beans
YE: Wow, those are amazing beans, Mother!
Mother: YES THEY ARE! AND YOU SHALL NEVER SING AGAIN!!
YE: Whaaaaaaat are you talking about?
Mother: Hear that, son? You can't sing! You can only talk! And now, my face can return to it's non-melted state!
YoshiEgg's song ends... Perminantly...
THE MUSICAL, PART TWO:
11:19 YoshiEgg kback
11:20 Hemu YE
11:20 Hemu now i gotta make a musical number
11:20 Hemu out of Mickey Mlouse
11:20 YoshiEgg lol
11:20 Hemu AND DAMMIT BOYs
11:20 YoshiEgg lol
11:21 YoshiEgg I can make musical numbers like nobody's business!
11:21 Hemu and you then suddenly gain your ability to sing at the end of it
11:21 YoshiEgg liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike
11:21 YoshiEgg ...
11:21 Hemu MICKEYMOUSE
11:21 YoshiEgg ...owait, I can't sing
11:21 Hemu indeed
11:21 YoshiEgg But, fortunately, I'm not getting sued by Shrb!
11:21 Hemu ...
11:21 Hemu DAMMIT WHERE IS SHRB
11:21 YoshiEgg DEAD
11:21 YoshiEgg loljk
11:22 *** HeyBulldog[FETO] quit (Connection reset by peer) Voltage@dm-31530.dsl.irvnca.pacbell.net
11:22 Hemu ...
11:22 Hemu WHY MICK WHY
11:23 Hemu WHY WON'T YOU SHOW UP AND SING LIKE MICKEY MOUSE
11:23 Hemu YE GO FIND ME A SINGER
11:23 Hemu I CAN'T DAMMIT BOY WITHOUT A SINGER
11:24 YoshiEgg I could sing
11:24 YoshiEgg But I can't
11:24 YoshiEgg and I'm writing FPW
11:24 YoshiEgg Except maybe, there's a cure for the magic beans' effects
11:25 Hemu THERE IS AT THE END OF THE GODDAMNED SONG
11:25 Hemu DAMMIT BOY
11:25 YoshiEgg pfft, no there isn't
11:25 YoshiEgg my musicals don't work like that
11:25 Hemu IT'S A MUSICAL DAMMIT BOY
11:25 Hemu THAT'S HOW MUSICALS WORK
11:25 YoshiEgg BTW, are we logging this?
11:25 Hemu SONGS CURE EVERYTHING
11:25 Hemu of course
11:25 YoshiEgg Well, yeah
11:25 Hemu we made it into a musical
11:25 YoshiEgg But not that song
11:25 YoshiEgg Another song
11:26 Hemu NO THIS SONG
11:26 Hemu cuz i'm your dad and i said
11:26 YoshiEgg Something that I've been trying to accomplish this whole time
11:26 Hemu so
11:26 Hemu plus we have the power
11:26 Hemu OF MICKEY MOUSE
11:26 YoshiEgg Hemu, you have to do a musical number
11:26 Hemu ino that
11:26 Hemu but i need Mickeh Mouse
11:26 YoshiEgg Admitting that you were being a wimp and sucking it up
11:27 Hemu ...
11:27 Hemu NEVER
11:27 Hemu YOU CAN NEVER SING EVER BUT I WILL NEVER DO THAT
11:27 Hemu cuz my hair is gone :(
11:28 YoshiEgg But you have to embrace that fact
11:28 *** FanGuest joined #fantendo FanGuest@126.96.36.199400
11:28 Hemu LEMMY
11:28 *** FanGuest is now known as Lemmy
11:28 Lemmy Am I late?
11:28 Hemu LEMMY WE HAVE TO DO A MUSICAL NUMBER
11:28 Lemmy OK!
11:28 YoshiEgg YES LEMMY
11:28 Hemu oh and from now on your my replacement YE
11:28 YoshiEgg My apprentice
11:28 Hemu cuz YE can't sing
11:28 YoshiEgg Yeah
11:28 YoshiEgg Hemu has to sing about his hair
11:28 Hemu OK NOW START SINGING SO I CAN ADD MY SPOKEN WORD COMMENTS
11:28 Lemmy LA LA LAA!
11:28 YoshiEgg and how he should suck it up and be a man
11:29 Hemu oh no my hair is gone
11:29 Hemu and Ye is very wrong
11:29 Hemu i will never suck it up
11:29 Lemmy Suck it up, your a man.
11:29 Hemu *up
11:29 Hemu SO LEAVE ME ALONE AND SHUT UP
11:29 Lemmy You..
11:29 Lemmy can...
11:29 Hemu i'm randomly rhyming
11:29 Lemmy if...
11:29 YoshiEgg wait
11:29 Lemmy you...
11:29 Lemmy just...
11:29 YoshiEgg I think
11:29 Hemu and hoping i have good timing
11:29 YoshiEgg That I know
11:29 YoshiEgg How to cure both of our diseases, Hemu
11:29 YoshiEgg Because
11:29 Hemu and Lemmy's in the background
11:29 YoshiEgg 's unexpected song starts
11:29 YoshiEgg DR. LOOOOOOVE
11:29 YoshiEgg THEY CALL ME DR. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE
11:29 Hemu and i am in the foreground
11:29 YoshiEgg DR. LOOOOOOOVE
11:30 Hemu OH LOOK YE CAN SING
11:30 YoshiEgg 's song ends
11:30 YoshiEgg I
11:30 YoshiEgg HAVE
11:30 YoshiEgg TEH
11:30 YoshiEgg POWAH!
11:30 Hemu LA LA LA
11:30 Lemmy Just cope with the haircut and don't fret over it.
11:30 Hemu YE HAS TEH POWAH
11:30 Hemu NEVER
11:30 Lemmy Or better yet...
11:30 YoshiEgg And KISS can't even sue me for that!
11:30 Lemmy wear a hat.
11:30 Hemu asdf i need a hat
11:30 Hemu LEMMY KEEP SINGING
11:30 Hemu rummages through for a hat
11:30 Lemmy Unh! Fight the power!
11:31 YoshiEgg Ooh, wear a mario hat!
11:31 Hemu NOWAI
11:31 Lemmy The haircut can't be that bad!
11:31 Hemu imma wear a minish cap
11:31 Lemmy So don't be sad!
11:31 Lemmy Just wear a hat and be glad.
11:31 Lemmy Your hair could even start a fad.
11:31 Hemu YE CAN SING
11:31 Hemu AND I HAVE A HAT
11:32 Lemmy I've been singing for 5 minutes!
11:32 YoshiEgg 's song starts
11:32 Hemu SO NOW I'M CURED
11:32 Hemu AT LEAST FOR NOW
11:32 YoshiEgg WE'
11:32 Hemu BUT I STILL DON'T LOOK LIKE THE RAMONES :(
11:32 Hemu I AM TYPING
11:32 Hemu IN ALL CAPS
11:32 YoshiEgg WE'RE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELING BETTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
11:32 Lemmy If you hate your hair, you can buy a wig.
11:32 Hemu FOR NO REASON
11:32 Hemu WHATSOEVER
11:32 YoshiEgg OUR PROBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMS ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLVED
11:32 Lemmy If you like the wig, dance a jig.
11:32 YoshiEgg AND STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFF
11:32 Lemmy I'm making up random rhymes.
11:32 Hemu AND LEMMY'S PRESENCE
11:32 Hemu SOMEHOW FIXED US
11:33 Hemu NO ONE KNOWS WHY
11:33 Lemmy I'm thining them up at different times.
11:33 Lemmy thinking*
11:33 Lemmy Oh
11:33 YoshiEgg 's song ends
11:33 Lemmy man...
11:33 Hemu NOW WE CAN FIGHT OFF THE BIEBERHEADS
11:33 YoshiEgg ...Bieberheads?
11:33 Hemu THE EVIL WORSHIPPERS OF BIEBER
11:33 YoshiEgg 's song starts
11:33 Lemmy I've never really understood what people have against him.
11:33 YoshiEgg THE BIEBERHEADS ARE GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE
11:34 YoshiEgg THE BIEBERHEADS ARE GONNA FALL TO THE GROUND, THEY'RE GONNA CRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
11:34 YoshiEgg AND
11:34 YoshiEgg THEN
11:34 YoshiEgg WE'LL
11:34 Lemmy And I've never felt such a strange mixture of pity and indigestion.
11:34 YoshiEgg EAT THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
11:34 YoshiEgg 's song ends
11:34 Lemmy With steak sauce!
11:34 Lemmy and mayo!
11:34 Hemu THEN WE'LL FIGHT OFF THE TWILIGHTERS
11:34 Hemu BUT WE HAVE TO BECOME
11:34 Hemu LIKE BLADE
11:34 YoshiEgg 's song starts
11:34 YoshiEgg WE
11:35 YoshiEgg HAVE
11:35 Hemu HALF-VAMPIRE HALF-HUMAN
11:35 YoshiEgg GOTTA BE LIKE BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE
11:35 YoshiEgg WE'VE GOTTA BE LIKE BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE
11:35 Lemmy AND SMASH THE HATERZ!
11:35 YoshiEgg WE'LL THROW A BIG PARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE
11:35 YoshiEgg IF WE BE LIKE BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE
11:35 YoshiEgg 's song ends
11:36 Lemmy I SPY ACROSS THE MOUNTAIN TOP!
11:36 Hemu WE'RE GONNA BE DHAMPIRES
11:36 Hemu THEY'RE HALF HUMAN
11:36 Hemu AND HALF VAMIRE
11:36 Lemmy A FINELY DRESSED WAFFLE COP!
11:36 Hemu I MEAN VAMPIRE
11:36 Lemmy HE HUNTS WAFFLES NIGHT AND DAY!
11:36 Lemmy THAT WILL NOT HAPPEN NO MORE! I SAY!
11:37 YoshiEgg 's song starts
11:37 Hemu NOW WE CAN GO HUNT VAMPIRES
11:37 YoshiEgg WE ARE THE WAFFLE FUZZ
11:37 YoshiEgg THE WAFFLE FUZZ
11:37 YoshiEgg THE WAFFLE FUZZ
11:37 YoshiEgg WE
11:37 Hemu BECAUSE WE ARE DHAMPIRES
11:37 YoshiEgg ARE
11:37 YoshiEgg THE WAFFLE FUZZ
11:37 Lemmy I FIND A SYRUP GUN!
11:37 YoshiEgg AND WE DON'T TAKE SHIT FROM NOOOOOOO-OOOOOO ONE!
11:37 Lemmy THIS WILL BE A LOT OF FUN!
11:37 Lemmy HE HUNTS THE WAFFLE! I CTACH HIM!
11:38 YoshiEgg AND WE WILL SHOOT THEM WITH OUR GUNS
11:38 Lemmy I FIRE MY SYRUP GUN! HE IS NOW SLIM!
11:38 YoshiEgg AND EAT THEIR FLESH WITH FORKS AND-
11:38 YoshiEgg uhm
11:38 YoshiEgg -SPOONS
11:38 YoshiEgg 's song ends
11:38 Lemmy YOU JUMP ON HIM AND HE SCREAMS!
11:38 Hemu LETS ALL GO GET DRUNK
11:38 Hemu WITH ROOT BEER
11:38 Hemu YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
11:38 YoshiEgg AND HUMAN BLOOD?!
11:38 Hemu *musical number ends*
11:38 Lemmy THAT'S WHAT HE GETS FOR FOR BEING WAFFLE-MEAN!
Hemu - Hemu the dad with no hair
YoshiEgg - YE the singing son/YE's mom
Lemmy - The random Koopaling that appears out of nowhere and cures YE
Fillet - The fish who is obsessed with cartoons
Shroobario - the guy who's words are autotuned so he doesn't have to sing