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Fantendo - A Musical is a very special, touching event that went on in the Fantendo chatroom that's fun for the whole family! Join YoshiEgg, Hemu, Fillet, and many others as they learn about the fiber in pants, poison beans, haircuts, toilet logs, glomping, sucking it up, tofu, self-inflicted pain, and so much more! Again, I say, it's fun for the whole family!


Short Synopsis:

One day, Hemu begins whining about his bad haircut and how he doesn't look like the Ramones anymore, so, YoshiEgg, who had just made up a brilliant song about how his town sucks, begins singing it after he comes home from walking teh dawg. Hemu, infuriated by YE's singing, gets mad and begins whining more about his haircut. Soon, YE decides that he's so good at singing that he should make the conversation into a full-blown musical spectacular. So, YE, Fillet, and others (Mostly YE) begin teaching Hemu about numerous things, such as sucking it up, the joys of expressing your feelings through songs, and that you don't have to be good at singing to sing. However, YE soon realizes that maybe singing isn't the solution to every problem...

The Musical!

INTRO:

Hemu whines about wanting his old hairdo back, while YE begins to sing his song, "Valley Town". However, Hemu begins saying "DAMMIT BOY" as an attempt to stop YE's singing, but YE ignores it and keeps on singing. This leads to other songs, the one that YE ends right before the musical itself starts about a "toilet log".

THE MUSICAL:

18:52 YoshiEgg AND IT'S STINKIN' UP THE FREAKIN' PLAAAAAAAAAACE

18:52 Hemu ok

18:52 YoshiEgg AND THE HUMAN NOSE CAN'T EVEN SMELL IT

18:53 YoshiEgg BECAUSE IT ALREADY MELTED OFF YOUR FAAAAAAAAAAACE

18:53 Hemu STOP THIS SINGNG TOO DAMMIT BOY

18:53 Hemu I STILL HATE MY HAIRCUT

18:53 Hemu MAKE MY HAIR COME BACK

18:53 YoshiEgg OK

18:53 YoshiEgg We'll make your hair come back, dad

18:53 YoshiEgg IN

18:53 YoshiEgg SONG!

18:53 Hemu NO IN REALITY

18:54 YoshiEgg please god, oh pleeeeeeeeeease

18:54 YoshiEgg make Hemu's hair come back

18:54 YoshiEgg before his head 'done freeeeeeeeeeeeeze

18:54 YoshiEgg because it'll get too cooooold

18:54 Hemu MY HAIRCUT SUX

18:54 YoshiEgg and by the time he gets really oooooooooooold

18:54 Hemu NOW IMMA SPAZ ABOUT ITR

18:54 YoshiEgg His hair'll freeze up

18:54 YoshiEgg He'll have to piss in a cup

18:55 YoshiEgg AND HE'LL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN

18:56 YoshiEgg Is your hair back, yet?

18:57 Fillet ...

18:57 Fillet this is sort of weird

18:57 YoshiEgg inorite

18:58 Hemu NO IT'S NOT

18:58 YoshiEgg But y'know what you have to do to make it NOT weird?

18:58 Hemu I'M STILL SPAZZING ABOUT IT IRL

18:58 YoshiEgg SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

18:58 YoshiEgg you

18:58 YoshiEgg have

18:58 YoshiEgg to

18:58 Hemu NO IMMA SPAZ

18:58 YoshiEgg EXPRESS YOUR FEELINGS THROUGH SOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG

18:58 Hemu IT'S MORE FUN

18:58 Fillet OKAY

18:58 Hemu plus i suck at singing

18:58 Fillet SINGINGGGG!

18:58 YoshiEgg DINGY DING DING DINGY DOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG

18:59 Fillet SOMETIMES I SING IN REAL LIFE TO NARRARATE WHAT I'M DOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!

18:59 YoshiEgg SOMETIMES I FART IN PUBLIC AND MY FRIENDS DON'T EVEN CAAAAAAAAAAAAARE

19:00 YoshiEgg AND SOMETIMES I GO TO SLEEP WITHOUT WEARING ANY UNDERWEEEAR

19:00 YoshiEgg BUT YOU HAVE TO EXPRESS YOUR FEELINGS THROUGH SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG

19:00 Hemu SOMETIMES I AM STARVED UNTIL I GET A HAIRCUT THAT I HATE

19:00 YoshiEgg AND EAT SOME PAAAAAAAAANTS

19:00 YoshiEgg THEY'RE RICH IN FIBEEEEEEEEEER

19:00 YoshiEgg There! Now you're gettin' it, Hemu!

19:01 Hemu NO I ONLY DO SPOKEN WORD

19:01 Hemu THIS IS SPOKEN WORD

19:01 YoshiEgg WELL IT DOESN'T MAAAAAATTEEEER

19:01 YoshiEgg BUT IT'S NEVER TOO LATE

19:01 YoshiEgg TO EAT SOME PAAAAAAAANTS

19:01 YoshiEgg AND IGNORE THE HAIRCUT THAT YOU HATE

19:01 Hemu HEMU GETS STARVED AND BEATEN AND FORCED INTO GETTING HAIRCUTS

19:02 Hemu NO I HATE MY HAIRCUT AND I'M NOT GOING ON VACATION WITH MY PARENTS SO THEN I'LL NEVER HAVE TO SHOW IT

19:02 Hemu CUZ I HATE MY HAIRCUT CUZ IT'S HORRIBLE

19:02 YoshiEgg WELL THERE'S A BUG ON THE WALL

19:02 YoshiEgg A BUG ON THE WALL

19:02 YoshiEgg I THINK IT'S GONNA TRY KILLING US AAAAAAAAALL

19:03 YoshiEgg A BUG ON THE WALL

19:03 YoshiEgg A BUG ON THE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL

19:03 Hemu NO THERE ISN'T AND I HATE MY HAIRCUT AND I'M NEVER GOING INTO PUBLIC EVER AGAIN

19:03 YoshiEgg I NEED TO CHANGE MAH PANTS

19:03 YoshiEgg 's piano goes "doo, doo!" and the song is over

19:04 YoshiEgg And that was the first song!

19:04 YoshiEgg Now, excuse me while I make an article for this

19:04 Fillet ok

19:04 Hemu ADSE

19:04 Hemu MY HAIR WON'T GROW BACK

19:04 Hemu NOT FOR ANOTHER 3 MONTHS

19:05 YoshiEgg WELL HEMU

19:05 YoshiEgg YOUR SOLUTION IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS

19:05 Hemu SDKJFHKREFGTRNGKTYNIGTNKFR GTKNGHTIUHGBIYTHIY

19:05 YoshiEgg 's song starts

19:05 Hemu I CAN'T WAIT 3 MONTHS

19:05 YoshiEgg SUCK IT UP AND BE A MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

19:05 Hemu UIRGHITUHGIYTHIHYIHITJGOERJFOCKKROTJTOJGOJTYHOIJYOJHOJYOIJHOYPJRGJMLRTLHOYTOJH'[

19:05 Hemu \

19:05 Hemu Full Spectrum Warrior characters

19:05 YoshiEgg YOU'VE GOTTA' SUCK IT UP AND BE A MAAAAAAAAAAN

19:05 Hemu JMDCMREV'[;PRTIKTRNLGTRKKLDRFNVLTRJHOTYP

19:05 YoshiEgg YOU'VE GOTTA' NOT BE A WIMP

19:05 Fillet wait what happened to his hair anyway

19:05 YoshiEgg AND TOUGH IT OUT

19:05 Hemu NO I LIKED MY RAMONES HAIR

19:05 Hemu I CAN'T BE A MAN WITHOUT IT

19:05 YoshiEgg OR ELSE YOU'LL GET EATEN BY BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEARS!

19:06 YoshiEgg 's song ends

19:06 Hemu DSLJFHRKFHRGORGODIFJGLRGJ

19:06 Hemu BEARS PROLLY AREN'T AS PAINFUL AS MY MOM

19:06 YoshiEgg 's song starts

19:06 Hemu Fillet:my mom starved me until i got a haircut

19:06 YoshiEgg BUT YOUR MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

19:06 YoshiEgg IS AS VICIOUS

19:06 Hemu IS EVUL

19:06 YoshiEgg AS A TIIIIIIIIIIIIIGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

19:06 YoshiEgg (apparentlyyyyyyyy)

19:07 Fillet oh

19:07 YoshiEgg BUT YOU'VE GOTTAAAAAAAA

19:07 Fillet YE can you find me a good pic of captain rainbow

19:07 Hemu IT TOOK ME 9 MONTHS TO GROW THAT GODAMNED RAMONES HAIR

19:07 YoshiEgg FEED YOUR MOTHER

19:07 YoshiEgg POISION BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEANS

19:07 YoshiEgg AND THEN

19:07 YoshiEgg SHE'LL STOP BEING

19:07 YoshiEgg A STUPID BITCHFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

19:07 YoshiEgg AND THEN

19:07 YoshiEgg SHE'LL GIVE YOU BEANS

19:07 YoshiEgg TO GROW YOUR HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR

19:07 YoshiEgg 's song ends

19:08 YoshiEgg Yeah, Fillet. I'll find the best Cpt. Rainbow image there is!

19:08 YoshiEgg (BTW, are we logging this? Because I need to copypasta it onto Fantendo)

19:08 Hemu no we are not

19:09 Hemu CUZ I'M TOO BUSY SPAZZING OVER MY LACK OF RAMONES HAIR :D

19:09 Hemu *D:

19:09 YoshiEgg http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.cubed3.com/tmpmedia/caprain2.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.cubed3.com/news/10587/&usg=__X8CoU_JFR8lg-oCchKoy2AOa8jU=&h=450&w=374&sz=70&hl=en&start=0&tbnid=E6_Su4BmgWXBFM:&tbnh=156&tbnw=130&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dcaptain%2Brainbow%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26sa%3DN%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26biw%3D1

19:09 YoshiEgg There, Fillet

19:09 YoshiEgg I can edit it for you to edit out the other chars

19:09 YoshiEgg usiiiiiiiing

19:09 YoshiEgg 's song starts

19:09 Hemu MY HAIR IS LAME

19:09 Hemu OSDHIEHFIRHIGHTRGPBLGF

19:09 Hemu AND IT'S NOT RAMONESY

19:09 YoshiEgg GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMP

19:10 YoshiEgg 's song ends

19:10 YoshiEgg Well, Hemu, you've gotta' express your feelings in song

19:10 Hemu AND I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE AND IMMA KEEP SPAZZING LIKE THIS CUZ I CAN

19:10 Hemu NO I DON'T

19:10 YoshiEgg That way, people will have to pay attention to you!

19:10 Hemu NO THEY WON'T

19:10 YoshiEgg How can they not? You'll be singing like some freakin' idiot!

19:12 Hemu BUT I SUCK AT SINGING

19:12 YoshiEgg Well that doesn't stop me!

19:12 YoshiEgg 's song starts

19:13 YoshiEgg BECAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUSE

19:13 YoshiEgg IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU'RE GOOD AT SINGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

19:13 YoshiEgg IT ONLY MATTERS IF YOU SING IT RIIIIIIGHT!

19:13 YoshiEgg IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOUR SINGING MAKES PEOPLE'S EARS BLEEEEED

19:13 Hemu WELL PEOPLE DON'T SAY YOU SUCK

19:14 YoshiEgg BECAUSE AS LONG AS THEY HEAR YOU, YOU WIN THE FIGHT!

19:14 YoshiEgg 's song ends

19:14 Hemu NO I DON'T

19:15 YoshiEgg Yes you do, Hemu!

19:15 YoshiEgg You've just gotta SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

19:15 Hemu NO I DON'T

19:15 YoshiEgg YES YOU DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

19:15 YoshiEgg SO DON'T YOU START WITH MEEEEEEEEEEEE

19:19 YoshiEgg Heh, Jorge just glomped Bean in paperchat

19:19 YoshiEgg When will Jorge learn...

19:19 YoshiEgg ...THAT

19:19 YoshiEgg 's song starts

19:19 YoshiEgg GLOMPING IS AN INVASION OF PRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVACYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

19:20 YoshiEgg AND FROM IT, YOU MAY GET A DISEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE

19:20 *** Bean joined #fantendo LegacyPhys@dm-11411.socal.res.rr.com

19:20 YoshiEgg 's song ends

19:20 ChanServ [Bean] Well, you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it? Because despite your violent behavior, the only thing you have managed to break so far is my heart. Why don't we just settle for that and call it a day? I guess we both know that isn't going to happen...

19:20 +++ ChanServ has given op to Bean

19:20 Hemu HAI BEAN I HATE MY SONG

19:20 YoshiEgg Bean!

19:20 YoshiEgg You came!

19:20 YoshiEgg And just in time

19:20 YoshiEgg We need to teach grumpy old Hemu over here how to suck it up and sing!

19:21 Hemu NO I HATE MY HAIR

19:21 YoshiEgg becaaaaaaaaaaaaaause...

19:21 *** toto|transformice|FFTA joined #fantendo magnetman@dm-22010.dyn.optonline.net

19:21 YoshiEgg 's song starts

19:21 toto|transformice|FFTA cheese

19:21 YoshiEgg HEMU IS BEING A WIMPY WIMPY IDIOT

19:21 YoshiEgg BECAUSE HE DOESN'T REALLY LIKE HIS HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR

19:21 YoshiEgg EVEN THOUGH IT PROLLY STILL LOOKS AWESOOOOOOOME

19:21 *** Ice joined #fantendo Voltage@dm-31530.dsl.irvnca.pacbell.net

19:21 YoshiEgg AND HEMU, DON'T YOU EVEN GO THEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE

19:22 YoshiEgg 's song ends

19:22 Ice ...

19:22 YoshiEgg yay, more friends!

19:22 YoshiEgg Ice, Toto, can you teach Hemu the joys of sucking it up and singing?

19:22 Hemu ohai toto

19:22 Hemu I HATE MY HAIR YE SO SHUT UP WITH THE SONG

19:22 *** turb quit (Exit: ChatZilla 0.9.86 [Firefox 3.0.4/2008102920]) homestaw@76.91.159.35810

19:23 Ice :o

19:24 toto|transformice|FFTA what

19:24 toto|transformice|FFTA that song was terrible

19:24 toto|transformice|FFTA throws tomatoes

19:24 YoshiEgg D=

19:24 YoshiEgg But

19:24 YoshiEgg But

19:24 YoshiEgg Tomatoes?

19:24 toto|transformice|FFTA yes

19:24 toto|transformice|FFTA tomatoes

19:24 *** Ice is now known as StawberryFieldsForever

19:24 YoshiEgg You should be throwing something a lot more healthy

19:24 YoshiEgg liiiiiiiiiiiiiike

19:24 Hemu YE'S SONGS ALWAYS SUCK

19:25 YoshiEgg 's song starts

19:25 Hemu THATS WHY I DO SPOKEN WORD

19:25 YoshiEgg TOFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

19:25 YoshiEgg TOFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

19:25 Hemu DAMMIT BOY STOP SINGING

19:25 YoshiEgg IT'S HEALTHY AND DISGUSTING AND IT SUCKS

19:25 *** Bean quit (Exit: dad's here D:) LegacyPhys@dm-11411.socal.res.rr.com

19:25 Hemu TOTO THROW THE TOMATO DAMMIT

19:25 YoshiEgg BUT IT'S TOFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

19:25 YoshiEgg TOFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

19:25 Hemu I LIKE TOFU DAMMIT BOY

19:25 YoshiEgg AND EVERYBODY HATES IT CUZ IT'S GROSS!

19:25 YoshiEgg 's song ends

19:25 Hemu DAMMIT BOY

19:25 YoshiEgg I like Tofu, too

19:26 YoshiEgg But sometimes, you have to learn to make fun of yourself

19:26 YoshiEgg becaaaaaaaaaaause

19:26 YoshiEgg 's song starts

19:26 YoshiEgg IT'S HEALTHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

19:26 YoshiEgg OH YES IT'S HEALTHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

19:26 YoshiEgg SELF-INFLICTED PAIN IS OH-SO HEALTHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

19:27 YoshiEgg 's song ends

19:29 toto|transformice|FFTA I HAVE TO GO.

19:29 toto|transformice|FFTA YOU KILLED ME.

19:29 toto|transformice|FFTA >:C

19:29 toto|transformice|FFTA explodes

19:29 *** toto|transformice|FFTA quit (Exit: ChatZilla 0.9.86 [Firefox 3.6.8/20100722155716]) magnetman@dm-22010.dyn.optonline.net

19:30 YoshiEgg See?

19:30 YoshiEgg This is exactly what I was trying to say!

19:30 YoshiEgg 's song starts

19:30 YoshiEgg YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU

19:30 YoshiEgg DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON'T

19:30 YoshiEgg HAVE TO BE GOOD AT SINGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

19:31 YoshiEgg BECAUSE PEOPLE WILL STILL LISTEN TO YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU

19:31 YoshiEgg 's song ends

19:32 Fillet Who's Strawberry Fields Forever?

19:32 *** Hemu quit (Ping timeout) hemu@dm-30963.dhcp.roch.mn.charter.com

19:32 Fillet Because that's an awesome song

19:32 YoshiEgg Well, Fillet

19:32 YoshiEgg I can tell you exactly who it is

19:32 YoshiEgg's song starts

19:32 YoshiEgg IT

19:32 YoshiEgg IS

19:32 YoshiEgg YOUR

19:33 YoshiEgg MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

19:33 YoshiEgg's song ends

Fillet ...really

19:35 YoshiEgg Yes, really!

19:36 *** MySweetLord joined #fantendo MySweetLor@dm-38218.dhcp.embarqhsd.net

19:36 MySweetLord wat

19:36 StawberryFieldsForever hey msl

19:36 YoshiEgg MSL!

19:36 YoshiEgg You're just in time!

19:37 MySweetLord :D

19:37 StawberryFieldsForever :D

19:38 YoshiEgg For what, you ask?

19:38 YoshiEgg FOR

19:38 YoshiEgg THIS

19:38 YoshiEgg 's song starts

19:38 YoshiEgg YOU'RE JUST IN TIME FOR SINGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

19:38 YoshiEgg SINGING TO THE POINT OF DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEATH

19:38 YoshiEgg YOU'RE JUST IN TIME FOR SINGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

19:38 YoshiEgg DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DOOOOOOOOOOO

19:38 YoshiEgg 's song ends

19:39 MySweetLord I ASK THAT

19:39 MySweetLord YOU SIT ON MY FACE

19:39 YoshiEgg Sure thing, MSL!

19:39 YoshiEgg 's song starts

19:40 StawberryFieldsForever ....

19:40 YoshiEgg I HEREBY SIT UPON YOUR FAAAAAAAAAACE

19:40 StawberryFieldsForever //

19:40 StawberryFieldsForever crazy

19:40 StawberryFieldsForever lol

19:40 YoshiEgg IT MAY SEEM LIKE A BIG DISGRAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

19:40 MySweetLord ICE

19:40 MySweetLord GO WATCH MONTY PYTHON

19:40 MySweetLord NOW

19:40 YoshiEgg BUT I HEREBY SIT UPON YOU'RE FREAKIN' FAAAAAAAAAAACE

19:40 StawberryFieldsForever what?

19:40 YoshiEgg 's song ends

19:40 StawberryFieldsForever give meh link

19:40 YoshiEgg Monty Python = FTW

19:49 YoshiEgg Huh

19:49 YoshiEgg The musical isn't goin' so well right now

19:49 YoshiEgg And where did Hemu go?

19:49 YoshiEgg He hasn't learned his lesson yet!

19:50 YoshiEgg Huh

19:51 YoshiEgg Well, this is a bucket of corn-encrusted toilet logs...

19:51 YoshiEgg Nobody's here

19:51 YoshiEgg Listening to my joyous singing

19:52 YoshiEgg and nobody's here for me to sing to

19:52 YoshiEgg Nobody will learn any lessons

19:52 YoshiEgg ...

19:52 YoshiEgg ...but maybe

19:52 YoshiEgg just maybe

19:52 YoshiEgg I need to learn a lesson

19:53 YoshiEgg And IIIIIIIIIIII

19:53 YoshiEgg Leave behiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind

19:53 YoshiEgg This hurricane of f*ckin' liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies

19:54 YoshiEgg 's already copywritten song starts

19:55 YoshiEgg AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

19:55 YoshiEgg WALK THIS LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE

19:55 YoshiEgg A MILLION AND ONE F*CKIN TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMES

19:55 YoshiEgg BUT NOT THIS TIME

19:55 YoshiEgg *guitars strum*

19:56 YoshiEgg I'M LEAVIN'

19:56 YoshiEgg I'M LEAVIN'

19:56 YoshiEgg I'M LEAVIN'

19:56 YoshiEgg AH, I'M LEAVIN' HOME-

19:56 YoshiEgg -ER, THIS MUSICAAAAAAL!

19:59 Shroobario DANANANANANNANA

19:59 StawberryFieldsForever ...

19:59 YoshiEgg SHRB

19:59 StawberryFieldsForever ohi

19:59 YoshiEgg 's song ends

19:59 YoshiEgg Were you listening?

19:59 StawberryFieldsForever ...

19:59 StawberryFieldsForever YE

19:59 StawberryFieldsForever were you singing?

19:59 StawberryFieldsForever ....

20:00 YoshiEgg Yes!

20:00 StawberryFieldsForever lol

20:00 YoshiEgg I was singing an already-copywritten song!

20:00 StawberryFieldsForever ah aha

20:00 YoshiEgg Jesus of Suburbia, by Green Day!

20:00 YoshiEgg And you were listening!

20:00 Shroobario oh sorry

20:00 *** MySweetLord quit (Exit: ) MySweetLor@dm-38218.dhcp.embarqhsd.net

20:00 Shroobario I'll have to ban you

20:00 Shroobario you don't have authorization from the singer to reproduce the lyrics

20:00 Shroobario you might even be sent to jail

20:01 YoshiEgg So, I guess I do have people to listen to my son-

20:01 YoshiEgg -wait, what?

20:01 YoshiEgg But we do that all the time!

20:02 YoshiEgg wait

20:02 YoshiEgg before you answer

20:02 YoshiEgg A short intermission

20:02 YoshiEgg for I need to eat

20:03 *** YoshiEgg is now known as YoshiEgg|Eating

INTERMISSION: YoshiEgg's Beany Adventure!!

YoshiEgg goes to dinner

YoshiEgg's song starts

YE: HELLO MOOOOOOTHER HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAAAAAAAY?

Mother: YE, I'm a bit worried about you...

YE: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I AM COMPLETELY FINE, I'M FEELING ALRIGHT, I'M FEELING DIVINE!

Mother: Yeah... Why are you singing so much?

YE: I'M EXPRESSING MY EMOTIONS THROUGH SOOOOOOOOOONG! IS THAT SO WROOOOOOOOOOOOOONG?

Mother: YE, you have a serious problem. You've got to stop singing, or else...

YE: OR ELSE WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT? WHAT CAN YOU POSSIBLY DO? I WOULD RATHER EAT SOME POO THAN LISTEN TO YOOOOOOOOU!

Mother growls

Mother: Excuse me, I need to go get...

DUN DUN DUUUUUN

Mother: ...the beans...

YE: HOORAY FOR BEANS, THEY ARE OH-SO GOOD! I LOVE THE BEANS, AS I SHOULD!

Mother grabs a can of beans labeled "Magic Beans", goes to the table, and pours them in YE's bowl

YE: BEANS, BEANS, THE MUSICAL FRUIT! BEANS, BEANS, THEY MAKE YOU GO-

Mother stuffs a mouthful of beans in YE's mouth

YoshiEgg swallows the beans

YE: Wow, those are amazing beans, Mother!

Mother: YES THEY ARE! AND YOU SHALL NEVER SING AGAIN!!

YE: Whaaaaaaat are you talking about?

Mother: Hear that, son? You can't sing! You can only talk! And now, my face can return to it's non-melted state!

YE: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

YoshiEgg's song ends... Perminantly...

THE MUSICAL, PART TWO:

11:19 YoshiEgg kback

11:20 Hemu YE

11:20 Hemu now i gotta make a musical number

11:20 Hemu out of Mickey Mlouse

11:20 YoshiEgg lol

11:20 Hemu AND DAMMIT BOYs

11:20 YoshiEgg lol

11:21 YoshiEgg I can make musical numbers like nobody's business!

11:21 Hemu and you then suddenly gain your ability to sing at the end of it

11:21 YoshiEgg liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike

11:21 YoshiEgg ...

11:21 Hemu MICKEYMOUSE

11:21 YoshiEgg ...owait, I can't sing

11:21 Hemu indeed

11:21 YoshiEgg But, fortunately, I'm not getting sued by Shrb!

11:21 Hemu ...

11:21 Hemu DAMMIT WHERE IS SHRB

11:21 YoshiEgg DEAD

11:21 YoshiEgg loljk

11:22 *** HeyBulldog[FETO] quit (Connection reset by peer) Voltage@dm-31530.dsl.irvnca.pacbell.net

11:22 Hemu ...

11:22 Hemu WHY MICK WHY

11:23 Hemu WHY WON'T YOU SHOW UP AND SING LIKE MICKEY MOUSE

11:23 Hemu YE GO FIND ME A SINGER

11:23 Hemu I CAN'T DAMMIT BOY WITHOUT A SINGER

11:24 YoshiEgg I could sing

11:24 YoshiEgg But I can't

11:24 YoshiEgg and I'm writing FPW

11:24 YoshiEgg Except maybe, there's a cure for the magic beans' effects

11:25 Hemu THERE IS AT THE END OF THE GODDAMNED SONG

11:25 Hemu DAMMIT BOY

11:25 YoshiEgg pfft, no there isn't

11:25 YoshiEgg my musicals don't work like that

11:25 Hemu IT'S A MUSICAL DAMMIT BOY

11:25 Hemu THAT'S HOW MUSICALS WORK

11:25 YoshiEgg BTW, are we logging this?


11:25 Hemu SONGS CURE EVERYTHING

11:25 Hemu of course

11:25 YoshiEgg Well, yeah

11:25 Hemu we made it into a musical

11:25 YoshiEgg But not that song

11:25 YoshiEgg Another song

11:26 Hemu NO THIS SONG

11:26 Hemu cuz i'm your dad and i said

11:26 YoshiEgg Something that I've been trying to accomplish this whole time

11:26 Hemu so

11:26 Hemu plus we have the power

11:26 Hemu OF MICKEY MOUSE

11:26 YoshiEgg Hemu, you have to do a musical number

11:26 Hemu ino that

11:26 Hemu but i need Mickeh Mouse

11:26 YoshiEgg Admitting that you were being a wimp and sucking it up

11:27 Hemu ...

11:27 Hemu NEVER

11:27 Hemu YOU CAN NEVER SING EVER BUT I WILL NEVER DO THAT

11:27 Hemu cuz my hair is gone :(

11:28 YoshiEgg But you have to embrace that fact

11:28 *** FanGuest joined #fantendo FanGuest@142.68.158.28400

11:28 Hemu LEMMY

11:28 *** FanGuest is now known as Lemmy

11:28 Lemmy Am I late?

11:28 Hemu LEMMY WE HAVE TO DO A MUSICAL NUMBER

11:28 Lemmy OK!

11:28 YoshiEgg YES LEMMY

11:28 Hemu oh and from now on your my replacement YE

11:28 YoshiEgg My apprentice

11:28 Hemu cuz YE can't sing

11:28 YoshiEgg Yeah

11:28 YoshiEgg Hemu has to sing about his hair

11:28 Hemu OK NOW START SINGING SO I CAN ADD MY SPOKEN WORD COMMENTS

11:28 Lemmy LA LA LAA!

11:28 YoshiEgg and how he should suck it up and be a man

11:29 Hemu oh no my hair is gone

11:29 Hemu and Ye is very wrong

11:29 Hemu i will never suck it up

11:29 Lemmy Suck it up, your a man.

11:29 Hemu *up

11:29 Hemu SO LEAVE ME ALONE AND SHUT UP

11:29 Lemmy You..

11:29 Lemmy can...

11:29 Hemu i'm randomly rhyming

11:29 Lemmy if...

11:29 YoshiEgg wait

11:29 Lemmy you...

11:29 Lemmy just...

11:29 YoshiEgg I think

11:29 Hemu and hoping i have good timing

11:29 YoshiEgg That I know

11:29 YoshiEgg How to cure both of our diseases, Hemu

11:29 YoshiEgg Because

11:29 Hemu and Lemmy's in the background

11:29 YoshiEgg 's unexpected song starts

11:29 YoshiEgg DR. LOOOOOOVE

11:29 YoshiEgg THEY CALL ME DR. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE

11:29 Hemu and i am in the foreground

11:29 YoshiEgg DR. LOOOOOOOVE

11:30 Hemu OH LOOK YE CAN SING

11:30 YoshiEgg 's song ends

11:30 YoshiEgg I

11:30 YoshiEgg HAVE

11:30 YoshiEgg TEH

11:30 YoshiEgg POWAH!

11:30 Hemu LA LA LA

11:30 Lemmy Just cope with the haircut and don't fret over it.

11:30 Hemu YE HAS TEH POWAH

11:30 Hemu NEVER

11:30 Lemmy Or better yet...

11:30 YoshiEgg And KISS can't even sue me for that!

11:30 Lemmy wear a hat.

11:30 Hemu asdf i need a hat

11:30 Hemu LEMMY KEEP SINGING

11:30 Hemu rummages through for a hat

11:30 Lemmy Unh! Fight the power!

11:31 YoshiEgg Ooh, wear a mario hat!

11:31 Hemu NOWAI

11:31 Lemmy The haircut can't be that bad!

11:31 Hemu imma wear a minish cap

11:31 Lemmy So don't be sad!

11:31 Lemmy Just wear a hat and be glad.

11:31 Lemmy Your hair could even start a fad.

11:31 Hemu YE CAN SING

11:31 Hemu AND I HAVE A HAT

11:32 Lemmy I've been singing for 5 minutes!

11:32 YoshiEgg 's song starts

11:32 Hemu SO NOW I'M CURED

11:32 Hemu AT LEAST FOR NOW

11:32 YoshiEgg WE'

11:32 Hemu BUT I STILL DON'T LOOK LIKE THE RAMONES :(

11:32 Hemu I AM TYPING

11:32 Hemu IN ALL CAPS

11:32 YoshiEgg WE'RE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELING BETTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

11:32 Lemmy If you hate your hair, you can buy a wig.

11:32 Hemu FOR NO REASON

11:32 Hemu WHATSOEVER

11:32 YoshiEgg OUR PROBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMS ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLVED

11:32 Lemmy If you like the wig, dance a jig.

11:32 YoshiEgg AND STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFF

11:32 Lemmy I'm making up random rhymes.

11:32 Hemu AND LEMMY'S PRESENCE

11:32 Hemu SOMEHOW FIXED US

11:33 Hemu NO ONE KNOWS WHY

11:33 Lemmy I'm thining them up at different times.

11:33 Lemmy thinking*

11:33 Lemmy Oh

11:33 YoshiEgg 's song ends

11:33 Lemmy man...

11:33 Hemu NOW WE CAN FIGHT OFF THE BIEBERHEADS

11:33 YoshiEgg ...Bieberheads?

11:33 Hemu THE EVIL WORSHIPPERS OF BIEBER

11:33 YoshiEgg 's song starts

11:33 Lemmy I've never really understood what people have against him.

11:33 YoshiEgg THE BIEBERHEADS ARE GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE

11:34 YoshiEgg THE BIEBERHEADS ARE GONNA FALL TO THE GROUND, THEY'RE GONNA CRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

11:34 YoshiEgg AND

11:34 YoshiEgg THEN

11:34 YoshiEgg WE'LL

11:34 Lemmy And I've never felt such a strange mixture of pity and indigestion.

11:34 YoshiEgg EAT THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

11:34 YoshiEgg 's song ends

11:34 Lemmy With steak sauce!

11:34 Lemmy and mayo!

11:34 Hemu THEN WE'LL FIGHT OFF THE TWILIGHTERS

11:34 Hemu BUT WE HAVE TO BECOME

11:34 Hemu LIKE BLADE

11:34 YoshiEgg 's song starts

11:34 YoshiEgg WE

11:35 YoshiEgg HAVE

11:35 Hemu HALF-VAMPIRE HALF-HUMAN

11:35 YoshiEgg GOTTA BE LIKE BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE

11:35 YoshiEgg WE'VE GOTTA BE LIKE BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE

11:35 Lemmy AND SMASH THE HATERZ!

11:35 YoshiEgg WE'LL THROW A BIG PARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE

11:35 YoshiEgg IF WE BE LIKE BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE

11:35 YoshiEgg 's song ends

11:36 Lemmy I SPY ACROSS THE MOUNTAIN TOP!

11:36 Hemu WE'RE GONNA BE DHAMPIRES

11:36 Hemu THEY'RE HALF HUMAN

11:36 Hemu AND HALF VAMIRE

11:36 Lemmy A FINELY DRESSED WAFFLE COP!

11:36 Hemu I MEAN VAMPIRE

11:36 Lemmy HE HUNTS WAFFLES NIGHT AND DAY!

11:36 Lemmy THAT WILL NOT HAPPEN NO MORE! I SAY!

11:37 YoshiEgg 's song starts

11:37 Hemu NOW WE CAN GO HUNT VAMPIRES

11:37 YoshiEgg WE ARE THE WAFFLE FUZZ

11:37 YoshiEgg THE WAFFLE FUZZ

11:37 YoshiEgg THE WAFFLE FUZZ

11:37 YoshiEgg WE

11:37 Hemu BECAUSE WE ARE DHAMPIRES

11:37 YoshiEgg ARE

11:37 YoshiEgg THE WAFFLE FUZZ

11:37 Lemmy I FIND A SYRUP GUN!

11:37 YoshiEgg AND WE DON'T TAKE SHIT FROM NOOOOOOO-OOOOOO ONE!

11:37 Lemmy THIS WILL BE A LOT OF FUN!

11:37 Lemmy HE HUNTS THE WAFFLE! I CTACH HIM!

11:38 YoshiEgg AND WE WILL SHOOT THEM WITH OUR GUNS

11:38 Lemmy I FIRE MY SYRUP GUN! HE IS NOW SLIM!

11:38 YoshiEgg AND EAT THEIR FLESH WITH FORKS AND-

11:38 YoshiEgg uhm

11:38 YoshiEgg -SPOONS

11:38 YoshiEgg 's song ends

11:38 Lemmy YOU JUMP ON HIM AND HE SCREAMS!

11:38 Hemu LETS ALL GO GET DRUNK

11:38 Hemu WITH ROOT BEER

11:38 Hemu YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

11:38 YoshiEgg AND HUMAN BLOOD?!

11:38 Hemu *musical number ends*

11:38 Lemmy THAT'S WHAT HE GETS FOR FOR BEING WAFFLE-MEAN!

Credits:

Hemu - Hemu the dad with no hair

YoshiEgg - YE the singing son/YE's mom

Lemmy - The random Koopaling that appears out of nowhere and cures YE

Fillet - The fish who is obsessed with cartoons

Shroobario - the guy who's words are autotuned so he doesn't have to sing

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