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|#3 Hard to unite|
|TV Series||Fant Icarus: Editing|
|September 1st, 2012|
|Preceding Episode||#2 The Return of Ellatena|
|Following Episode||#4 Assault to Spaurk Castle|
#3 HARD TO UNITE
Ellatena: Ok guys, now you have to go to the fortress where that stupid dog is.
Cobnus: I need something to drink if you want me destroying trolls.
Pitgeru: I'm not sure, is this human asking alcoholic drinks?
Cobnus: How many Nobel Awards have you got already, lord of intelligence?
Pitgeru: Ehm... I'm not sure, one?
Ellatena: Yeah, sure...
Cobnus: This angel is stupid, right?
Ellatena: Yeah, a bit... Come on, let's go there.
[Cobnus and Pitgeru start to walk to the fortress]
Masdusa: Hello! I was bored and I wanted to rant at someone.
Pitgeru: Oh, the one I missed...
Masdusa: And that human? Is your angel stupid enough to need a human?
Pitgeru: WAAAAAIT!!! Stop! Who is writing this?
Angel (the narrator): Me, problem?
Pitgeru: Stop writing bad about me!!!
Angel: Yeah, right now...
Pitgeru: Are you kidding me?
Angel: Ehm... yes?
Pitgeru: You're an ass-
[Pitgeru is now a goat]
Angel: Have you learned the lesson?
[Pitgeru is an angel again]
Ellatena: Can we continue? Ok...
Masdusa: So, you are going to defeat the Wikicruishbellows... Can I laugh?
Ellatena, Pitgeru & Cobnus: NOOO!!!!!
Masdusa: You and your lack of good humour... I will see you then. Bye!
Pitgeru: Thank you, Zeus. I can't stand her.
Masdusa: I heard you little parody...
[Masdusa petrifies Pitgeru]
Angel: WAIT!!! Too soon to petrify Pitgeru...
[Pitgeru gets unpetrified]
Ellatena: We are arriving to our objective.
Cobnus & Pitgeru: WE HAVE EYES...
[Pitgeru and Cobnus get into the fortress, a giant dog is in the middle. It's WikiCruishbellows]
Cobnus: Is this little dog so dangerous? It could be the dog of a grandma...
Pitgeru: Yeah, it can be yours. (Smiles)
Cobnus: You, goddess, can I kill him already?
Ellatena: Next time he does a bad joke, you can.
Pitgeru: (from the mouth of WikiCruishbellows) I think it was funny. At least I would laugh at my joke if I wasn't being eaten by a giant dog.
Cobnus: Oh god... I will have to do it on my own.
[Cobnus uses his sword to cut WikiCruishbellows' legs]
Ellatena: Ehm... that's not the legs it's ehm...
Angel: I wrote that to avoid people affected for that.
Ellatena: Ok, now cut the head of the dog.
Pitgeru: GGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH, I'm being eaten!!! Save meeeeeee!!!
Cobnus: How fussy angels are...!
[Cobnus cuts WikiCruishbellows' head]
Cobnus: Is his majesty happy?
Pitgeru: Well, if you cleaned all the drool...
Cobnus: Run away if you don't want me to kill you!!!!!
Ellatena: Yeah, it's time to go Pitgeru. Good job!
Pitgeru: Thanks, Lady Ellatena!
Cobnus: (angry) He has done nothing!!!!
Masdusa: Oh... I saw you killed my pet. I shouldn't underrate an angel.
Cobnus: HE HAS DONE NOTHING!!!!!
Pitgeru: And get ready Masdusa you are the next one!
Ellatena: Come on, Pitgeru.
[A light rises Pitgeru to the sky]
Ellatena: Oh, s**t. I forgot taking some money. (Smiling) Can you come back please?
Pitgeru: Can I be a roast chicken?
WIKICRUISHBELLOWS HAS BEEN DEFEATED BY OUR HERO (Cobnus: IT WAS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!). WHAT WILL BE THE NEXT MISSION OF OUR HEROES?