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Previously on... FANDEMONIUM 3:

Announcer: Volt and Koloro failed... yet Jake, Alice, and somehow Speedy all passed.
Announcer: Trixie, Cookie, and Purple passed, but Zane and Frolo Failed.
Announcer: And... Everyone on the Green Team passed!
Announcer: Since Red Team lost, vote off one of their members in the comments.


(GREEN TEAM ROOM. 1:55 AM)

(Announcer enters; he looks pale and tired, and he's lost a great deal of weight in the time that's passed since the last competition; his eyes are bloodshot)
Announcer: Psst. Alyssa.
Announcer: Wake up.
Alyssa: Hmrgh?
Announcer: Quietly. Come with me.



(LATER)

(Contestants are gathered outside the mansion)
Announcer: Alright. Elimination time. Danni and Leah, you were the only ones who got any votes.
Danni: The heck? Why would anyone vote for me?
Leah: I... WILL KILL ANYONE WHO VOTED FOR ME.
Announcer: Fortunately, you won't be killing many people. Danni is out.
Danni: Right, sure, vote for me over the psychopathic kitten murderer.
(Danni is escorted out)
Announcer: Okay. Contest of the day. Baking.
Trixie and Cookie: EEEEEEEEEE
Announcer: The higher-ups have provided us with a machine that will objectively evaluate the quality of the bread you make.
Alyssa: Is that even possible?
Jake: No.
Announcer: Enough talk. Let's get started.



(RED TEAM TRIES TO BAKE)

Fyre: Alright, I'm totally incompetent.
Mika Sho: Yep, me too.
White: I DON'T EVEN HAVE ARMS
Leah: ...Fox blood tastes good.



(BLUE TEAM TRIES TO BAKE)

Jake: Guys, forget cooking. I have a plan.
Koloro: What is it?
Jake: Koloro, you whip up a quick cake. It doesn't matter how it tastes.
Koloro: ...Um, okay.
Jake: Volt, give me a layout of the electric currents in that taste-testing machine.



(YELLOW TEAM TRIES TO BAKE)

Zane: Hey Trixie, pass me the flour...
Trixie: What for?
Zane: The bread...
Cookie: What? Silly Zane. We're already finished.
Frolo: Well then...



(GREEN TEAM TRIES TO BAKE)

Light: I have no %*#$ing idea how to bake.
Jane: Sorry, I don't either...
Scotch: Why would I *hic* know?
Rosa: Ohhh. We are so screw.
Alyssa: ...Sorry. Baking is one of the few things I haven't tried to learn.



(RED TEAM TRIES TO BAKE)

Fyre: I don't like where this is going...
Mika Sho: Wait, maybe Leah is on to something. I'm sure she's an expert on the various properties of blood... Leah, do you have a needle?
Leah: ALL I HAVE IS NEEDLES. And a saw.
Mika Sho: Fyre... would you be so kind as to allow me to take a few drops of your blood?



(BLUE TEAM TRIES TO BAKE)

Jake: This machine is ridiculously complex...
Alice: Does that mean your plan won't work?
Jake: No, no, there's a simple boolean variable that determines if the food passes the test...
(Jake pulls a circuitboard from his backpack)
Jake: Volt, if you can positively charge this wire - the red one here... Then we can override the power and convince the machine that our food tastes good.



(YELLOW TEAM TRIES TO BAKE)

Trixie: Hey Cookie, wanna make another one? Just for fun?
Cookie: You bet I do!
Purple: ....Well.
Frolo: ...
Zane: I feel so useless right now...



(GREEN TEAM TRIES TO BAKE)

Alyssa: I'm pretty sure we did this wrong.
Rosa: Why you think that?
Light: Well... I suppose it is a bit... black.



LATER


Announcer: Well. That was interesting.
Announcer: Everyone passed.
Light: That can't be right.
Announcer: You're right. It can't. I have reason to believe that the machine was somehow rigged.
Announcer: However, I must choose a team to face elimination. And since all of them except for Green Team at least succeeded at making bread...
Announcer: Green Team is up for elimination.



Light
Scotch
Jane
Rosa
Alyssa

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