|#3 Food Fight|
|Hosted By||Malcolm Leychester|
|Writer of Episode||Cobweb (t∣b∣c)|
Meta-Form and Teardrop faced each other.
Teardrop: You know, this is kind of silly.
Meta-Form: It really is, isn't it?
Teardrop: We could just come to some kind of agreement about the cafeteria.
Meta-Form: We really could, couldn't we?
Malcolm: No, you couldn't. Fight!
Waddles: Obliterate humanity!
Malcolm: What are you doing, Waddles? Get back over with your group! Anyway, either you two fight, or I electricute both of you!
He raised his wrist, upon which the strange device he had used earlier was mounted.
Teardrop: I really doubt this is legal-
Meta-Form punched him in the face.
Teardrop staggered back, taken off-guard. He managed to steady himself just before he would have fallen off the cliff.
Teardrop: Oh, come on.
Teardrop channeled a blast of water from his hands, pushing Meta-Form away from him.
Meta-Form drew his dual swords and swung them at Teardrop, striking him across the arm.
Teardrop: Seriously, this is st-
Meta-Form punched him in the face. He stumbled and fell off the cliff.
There was a moment of silence.
Meta-Form: Uh... Teardrop?
The instant Teardrop struck the water he was rejuvinated. It wasn't as bad as he had feared- though the impact was unpleasant, it left him surrounded by water...
Teardrop burst out of the water below and shot up past the cliffs and over Meta-Form's head, eyes glowing and water hovering around him. Meta-Form turned to run, but a massive jet of water slammed into his torso and sent him crashing to the ground.
Teardrop: Look, I just want to get this over with quickly.
He grabbed Meta-Form, turned him over, and kicked him in the stomach.
Meta-Form: Agh! My knowledge core!
His eyes flickered.
Meta-Form: I give up.
Malcolm: Well, that was anticlimactic! But it seems that Teardrop has won! Hopefully the next battle will be more interesting (seriously, you guys couldn't have drawn it out or anything?). Uh, look, we'll be right back. Stay tuned!
Next up: Fandemonium 2/Eps.4, which will be broadcast after these intrusive and obnoxious advertisements!