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After returning, somebody gave me their card and told me to review this. After fighting a army of bad guys and stuff. Then I saw the article.
Alange is getting upset on how I do my reviews now, so for this, I'm going really in depth about it. We're going to pull quotes from the game itself. This is really some thing different, so Alange you better hold onto the edge of your seat for this one.
An electronic touch? Whatever. You could have said that the fighting style was similar to Mortal Kombat. But that's finnnne. You can do whateva ya'll want.
Plagiarism!!! You know who else did plagiarism? Hilter Jr!!!!
this is some deep stuff
WOAHHHHHH A PLAYBOY BILLIONAIRE!!!!! Too bad Sara White's not as cool as Steve FREAKING BLAZE!!!!!
Wouldn't Juro be in the hospital, on life support at this point? I guess you would be pretty lucky then, getting to hang out with hot nurses while you beat a old man senselessly.
There's only one unlockable character, and it's a raptor? BEST GAME EVER.
I kind of wish there was a table for the characters and stages. I think it would be better for the article. Wait, did I just say something thought-provoking? I must be loosing my mind.
okay I guess that wraps up everything. I wish things like characters and stages were in a table, I wish that the characters had more variety to them. The only one that really stood out to me was the Raptor. Everyone else was either a Mortal-Kombat inspired character or somebody that just became really easily forgettable. Oh, and more unlockable characters and how to unlock them.
The story isn't really important, but I kind of want to know what happens at the end, dang it!
Rated by Overclocked President, Sorastitch. Monkeys like beating up old men in hospitals!