???: Master, wherever you are, you'd better hurry! Cuz I found your girl!
???: Muahahahahahahaha *cough*!
Dk64rules (series) Part 5: Return to the Western Convicts
Written by Dk64rules
Chapter 1: Return to the Western Convicts
Sixty: Hey, the void dumped me into the Western Convicts! Perfect!
[gazes up towards the Convict Castle]
Sixty: Alright! Let's get it on!
[runs toward the castle]
Sixty: Whoa, who are you?
Jayl Cel: My name ish Jayl Cel, and yoush not passin'.
Sixty: Ok.......well I'm a friend of Eight's. I'd like to check in on him.
Jayl: Noish, you are Sixteh Four, mortal enemysh of Eight. I smart.
Sixty: Well, I just wanted to fulfill my duties and deliver to him his ORDERED pizza.
Jayl: PIZZAISH?! Go ahead inish!
[doors open, and darkness lies inside]
Sixty: Thank you sir!
Jayl: No problemish!
[Sixty walks through the castle to the foyer]
Sixty: Ah, the foyer. All the floors can be seen. There are about 7, judging from the door heights.
[??? walks out of the Grand Door, his armor and shape reveal him to be a Super Darknut named Twenty]
Chapter 2: Duel With an Old Friend
Sixty: H...how do you know me?!
Twenty: I..remember you.....you got me BANNED from the town!
Twenty: Here comes mah REVENGE!!
[Sixty takes out his sword and blocks Twenty's gunblade]
[Twenty jumps up to the ceiling beams and stomps, causing the foyer to shake]
Sixty: Let's see how you handle a...STICKY SITUATION!
[Sixty shoots hot glue from his hot glue gun, and the glue cements Twenty to a single beam]
Twenty: Argh! No! This is not happening!
[Sixty uses his laser rifle to knock the beam out of its holders, causing it to fall.]
Twenty: Arggh! Aaaaaaaaaahhhhaaaaahhaa!
[Twenty hits ground head first, then beam crushes him]
Sixty: See ya, ZERO!
Twenty: Aaah...My name....is Twent...y...
[Twenty dies as Sixty enters the Grand Door]
Sixty: Eight's room must be at end of this hall!
[Sixty thrusts open the double doors to Eight's room]
Chapter 3: The First Battle
Eight: What?! You beat Twenty?!
Sixty: Yes! Now it is time for you to return my '64 and Amy!
Eight: But don't you want to see who's been waiting for you?
[A ghost appears, it is, of course, Mick Cool's Spirit]
MC's Spirit: You left me!! To be blown up!! I died there!! You bastard!
MC's Spirit: No, it's my SPRIT! Now I shall bring to you the pain I suffered!
[Eight grabs Amy's Cage and escapes via portal, as the castle begins to crumble]
MC's S [holding a Subspace Bomb]: This is a Subspace Bomb! This is what you left me with!
[MC's S throws bomb, time reads 1:30:09]
Sixty: That's it!
[Sixty's sword glows, now realized as the Angel Blade]
[Sixty slashes MC's Spirit, which makes it disappear, never to be seen again]
Sixty: Oh shoot! Must get out of here!
[The Angel Blade creates the same portal that Eight escaped with, as time reads 0:10:45]
[Sixty jumps into the portal, as the castle is destroyed]
Jayl Cel: Does thisish mean we're notish getting pizzaish...?
[Jayl is blown up]
Will Sixty defeat Eight?
Why is all this happening for a Nintendo 64?
This climax is awesome!