Dimentio: Ugh, I hate this! If she's gonna digest me, she'd better do it! Freaking 3 years!
Ruka: Well, I've been here for ten years.
Dimentio: Oh, shut up!
Dk64rules (series) II Part 1: Love is in the Air....and so is Trouble!
Written by Dk64rules
Sixty Four (Age 16)
Amy Cerato (Age 16)
Dimentio (Age N/A)
Ruka (Age N/A)
Eight Bit (Age 17)
WARNING: THIS PART OF DK64RULES (SERIES) II CONTAINS CONTENT THAT MAY BE UNSUITABLE FOR USERS UNDER 13.
Chapter 1: In the City
Dk64rules: Hey, I'm back to officially narrate, so let's see where our hero is.
[what appears is a restaurant called "Le Meilleur"]
Amy: So, back then, was I really trying to eat you?
Sixty: Oh yeah, totally. I was, like, completely freaking out. What a crazy summer.
DK: Aah, that's nice, it's a date.
Sixty: Well, what else should we talk about?
Dimentio: Maybe talk about getting me outta here!
Ruka: Oh, pipe down. Dinner's coming.
Ruka: Do you know why Amy likes to eat? It's because she has too. I eat the stuff that comes in; I'm a gelatinic mass, after all.
DK: Okay.....Well at least the void is sealed....wait, what's that?!
Eight Bit: Gaaaaarrrrrghh.....I'm....free! Where are those.....lovers.....I..want...to...rip...their...bodies...apart...!
DK: Uh oh!
Mick Cool's Spirit: Right here, sir.
Eight: I need you....to destroy....Sixty....before....he.....does...Amy..
MC's Spirit: Does what with Amy?
MC's Spirit: ....Wait....you don't mean....that kind of "does Amy"....do you..?
Eight: I do.
MC's I'll get right on that destroying thing, sir!
[MC's S flies off into the lights of the city]
Chapter 2: Havoc in the Streets
MC's S: I wonder if the Micool Guy reincarnation spell works to solidify me...
MC's S: [utters gibberish-like chant]
Mick Cool: Hey, I'm solid! Yahoo! Now to destroy my ex-friend!
[runs until bumping into a guy named J.C.]
J.C.: Heyish, you like bumpingish into peopleish?
Mick Cool: Who the hell are you?
J.C.: I'm J.C., and I'm a bitish maddish at youish right nowish.
Mick Cool: Fine, if you want me gone, I'm going.
[Mick Cool walks towars Le Meillur]
Mick Cool: The restaurants name is The Best? Catchy name.
[M.C. walks in]
Sixty [glancing at door]: Um, Amy, I uh....gotta take a leak. Be right back.
[Sixty runs out the back door around to the front, strangles M.C.]
Mick Cool: Ack! Six..ty!
Sixty: Why are you here?! How are you solid again?!
Mick Cool: Gack! Ei..
Sixty: Ei? What the hell is Ei?!
Mick Cool: Ei...ght.
Sixty: Eight is trapped in the void! He has been for 3 years! Get out of here and let me enjoy my date!
Mick Cool: Be..hind....you....Gehck!
[Sixty jumps out of the way of a pulse blast]
Eight: You like the Pulse Rifle and its energy blasts?
Eight: Yes, that's my name. Alive I am, darkness I have.
Sixty: I'm on a date! Get your little accomplice and get away!
Eight: Oh, you speak of Mick Cool? Yes, he is quite the accomplice. Maybe he would be helping you right now if you didn't leave him for his death 3 years ago.
Sixty: Go away!
Eight: I intend to stay right here.
Sixty: Then leave me alone!
[Sixty runs back inside]
Amy: Hey, no one said you were competing for World's Longest Bathroom Break!
Sixty: We have a problem. Eight and Mick Cool are outside. They escaped!
Ruka: Yeah! Dimentio gets to leave! No more sharin' food!
Ruka: Heh heh...
Dimentio: I can't leave. There's no way out!
Ruka: You could always take....Uvula Rapids.
Sixty: Let's fight them! Like old times, Amy!
Amy: In "old times" I was captured.
Sixty: Consider this moving up a step on the warrior staircase,
Amy: Oh, you.
[They run outside, where Eight and M.C. are waiting]
Eight: Amy, long time no see.
Amy: I'd rather not see you.
Eight: If you took my hand in love back at the void 3 years ago, maybe this wouldn't be happening.
Sixty: You shut your trap, bastard!
Eight: Make me.
Chapter 3: Trouble Starts and Evil Arises
Ruka: The Uvula Rapids are a hidden set of rivers that will propel you out of the mouth.
Dimentio: And I have to punch the uvula for this to happen?
Dimentio: Why didn't you say "Make her puke?"
Ruka: That's too, um, unappealing.
Sixty: Fine. I will make you shut up!
[Sixty throws a punch at Eight, Eight jumps up onto a tall building]
Eight: Get them!
[Knights Seven, Eight, and Nine jump down]
Seven: I'm the Brave One.
Eight: I'm the Tough One.
Nine: I'm the Scary One.
Sixty: ......Maybe we should go, Amy. Amy?
[Amy ran home 5 minutes ago]
[Sixty starts running, and the clunky armored knights are much slower]
[Eight fires the Pulse Rifle 5 times in Sixty's direction]
[Sixty dodges a blast]
[Sixty barely dodges another]
[Sixty dodges another with no effort]
Sixty: Oh crap!
[Sixty closely slips under another blast]
Sixty: Oh No!
Dimentio: Ok, let's do this.
Ruka: Okay, I'm gonna stay inside.
[Dimentio punches the uvula, and the rapids rise]
Dimentio: Uhhh.....Hmmmm....This looks...
[The rapids blast Dimentio out of Amy]
[Dimentio regains his normal size as fresh oxygen fills his lungs]
Dimentio: Goodbye, silly girl.
[Dimentio blasts Amy out of her house, onto the street]
Dimentio: No running now, girl.
What happened to Sixty?
What is Eight's new evil plan?
Will Amy survive Dimentio's torment?