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By Episode

Zelda: [Looks at the dumpster, with Link already standing inside of it] Err...is this safe?
Link: Probably not, no.
Sally: Is this even legal???
Sonic: Nope.
[He pushes the dumpster towards the downward sloping road, then jumps inside once it starts going on its own.]
Sonic: YEEEE-HAAWWW!!
Link: WHOOO!!

"Dumpster Driving"


[Link (as Michael Palin) walks down a hallway. Upon reaching a door, he opens it and walks inside. Almost immediately, Sonic (as Graham Chapman) looks up and glares at him.]
Sonic: WHADDAYOU WANT?!
Link: Well, I was told outside that-
Sonic: DON'T GIVE ME THAT, YOU SNOTTY-FACED HEAP OF PARROT DROPPINGS!!
Link: What??
Sonic: SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT!! YOUR TYPE REALLY MAKES ME PUKE, YOU VACUOUS, TOFFEE-NOSED, MALODOROUS PERVERT!!!
Link: Yes, but I came here for an argument!
Sonic: Oh! Oh, I'm sorry, but this is Abuse.
Link: Oh, I see, well that explains-
Sonic: Ah, you want room 12A, just along the corridor.
Link: Oh, thank you very much, sorry.
Sonic: Not at all.
Link: Thank you.
[Link exits the room.]
Sonic: Stupid git...

"Crossover Mania's Flying Circus"


[Sly is reading "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince". Agent 9 pops up from behind the chair.]
Agent 9: Whatcha readin'?
Sly: Harry Potter.
Agent 9: Oh! That's a good one; Snape kills Dumbledore by the end of it.
[Sly's eyes widen.]
Sly: DAMMIT!!
[He whacks Agent 9 with the hard-cover book.]
{*whack*}
Agent 9: OW!!
Sly: THANKS FOR SPOILING IT, YOU BLOODY ARSEHOLE!!

Sonic: That chick's crazy!! She makes Amy look like a normal person!! A perfectly normal person!!

"What's New, Tabi Cat?"


Link: Man, you totally spoil that Vaporeon.
Linebeck: I do not!
Link: Oh really? Then explain that.
[He points at the red velvet cushion that Peaches is sleeping on.]
Linebeck: ...umm...I stole it from Jolene?
Link: Riiight...

[Spyro and Ty are on the Big Bunyan Ride in Rickety Town.]
Ty: Come on and ride! Big Bunyan Ride! No place to hide! Big Bunyan Ride!
[Spyro grins.]
Spyro: Come on inside! Big Bunyan Ride! We'll ride n' ride! Into the night!
Both: You will scream and cry and then you'll die! Then you'll die! Then you'll die! Then you'll die!
[They both fall silent.]
Ty: .....we'll die?

"CrossEvil"


[Link is standing next to Spyro.]
Link: Hey Spyro, watch this.
[He throws an Algebra book on the floor, then walks over to Sonic, who's talking to Sally. He taps him on the shoulder.]
Sonic: Huh?
Link: Sonic, look! [he points at the Algebra book] Is that an Algebra book?
[Sonic's eye twitches and he growls.]
Link: Go git it!
Sonic: ROOOOOAAAAARRRRR!!
[He pulls a flamethrower out of nowhere and runs at the book, then proceeds to burn it into a pile of ash.]
Spyro: Where'd he get the flamethrower??? O.o"
Sparx: Cool!
[Sally facepalms.]
Sally: That stain will take forever to get out.

Link: Peewee, what's wrong?
Peewee: I-I can't b-believe it...th-this g-guy's actually s-smarter than me...!! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!
[He sits on the couch, trying to not cry.]
Link: Hmm...I know what'll cheer you up!
[Peewee looks up, sniffling.]
Peewee: W-What...?
Link: It's called "The Ugly Bokoblin".
Peewee: Uh...
Link: There once was an ugly Bokoblin. He was so ugly, that everyone died. The end.
[He grins as Peewee's expression changes from curiosity to grief.]
Peewee: THAT DIDN'T HELP AT ALL!!
[He jumps off the couch and bolts from the room, sobbing.]

"Are You Smarter Than An Arferon?"


By Character

Kirby

Sonic

"Nooo!! I'm allergic to Algebra!!"


"Sorry, I'm too busy being awesome to hear ya!"

Sally

Manik

Peewee

"Don't worry, there's only an 87.92% chance you'll be horribly maimed and disfigured!"


"This...is...SCIENCE!!"


"Hey guys, can you not go into the basement for, like, a couple of weeks?"


"Aww dammit, my shoes melted to the floor again."

Link

Zelda

Lank

Nyanlathotep

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