| December 10th, 2011 |
December 20th, 2011
December 15th, 2011
January 5th, 2012
| Single player|
|Media Included|| Nintendo IC Mini-disc|
Hybrid Delta Disc
The gameplay is a 3D open-ended Action-Adventure Platformer very reminiscent of Epic Mickey, Bearded can bounce roll and jump to clatter enemies whilst Ninja can speed jump, throw a ninja spike or use his sword. Some levels such as travelling to different worlds will involve 2D side-scrolling levels which still can only be played with 2 players.
Up to 3 Items can be saved in a inventory and one always be used, these may be used to defeat enemies or restore your Mood Meter. For Bearded the Mood Meter is a semi-circle split into 4, going down with each enemy hit. The amount can be increased as the game goes on. For Ninja it's the Patience Meter, when full he will attack at his fullest and the special ability will be the most powerful.
A+A Special Ability
Y Open Inventory, Use Item
One day, Uilee Tea desires to take over Smilonia. The reasons are yet unknown, but he started with his own land, Frownmor, and then continued to the capital country, Smilexa, which is, for some reason, on the exact opposite of the planet.
As soon as he already took over Smilexa, Bearded Smiley, our hero has still no clue, until Bearded Ninja asks him he noticed anything lately. Bearded replies that he only noticed that the fashion of the Smilonians has changed a lot, for example that they wear teapot armor. Bearded Ninja says that those are the knights of an evil wrongdoer, being Uilee Tea. As soon as Bearded hears Uilee Tea's name, he stands up and immediately wants to go to him, because he was a childhood classmate. Bearded Smiley is at that time oblivious for the fact that Uilee Tea is an evil dictator and wants to talk to him, just like he did in the past.
|Bearded Smiley||Bearded Smiley is the star of the game its obvious that he'd be playable right? Bearded Smiley uses his annoying abilities to defeat enemies, he is the easiest to control character.|
|Bearded Ninja||Bearded Ninja is Bearded Smiley's best friend, he joins Bearded Smiley on his travels. Bearded Ninja uses his Samurai Sword and Throwing Stars to defeat enemies, he is tricky to play as.|
|Uilee Tea||Uilee Tea is the main villain of the game and Bearded Smiley's worst enemy. Uilee Tea is the one who causes Bearded Smiley to set out on his quest at the start of the game after he attacks Smilonia in an attempt to destroy Bearded Smiley for annoying him for so long.|
|Bearded Trollface||Bearded Trollface is Uilee Tea's right-hand man and also the only boss not to have been brainwashed by Uilee Tea. Bearded Trollface commands the Tea Knight division in Smilexa Undergrounds and usually is seen trolling with our heroes.|
|Stelivil||Stelivil is one of the four Smilonians who were brainwashed by Uilee Tea so they would help him defeat Bearded Smiley. He is fought in Madness Mountains world and after being defeated is free'd from Uilee Tea's control and becomes an ally to Bearded Smiley.|
|N/A||Halfy Bloody||Halfy Bloody is one of the four Smilonians who were brainwashed by Uilee Tea so they would help him defeat Bearded Smiley. He is faught in the Snowman Sauna world and after being defeated is free'd from Uilee Tea's control and becomes an ally to Bearded Smiley.|
|Arr-End||Arr-End is one of the four Smilonians who were brainwashed by Uilee Tea so they would help him defeat Bearded Smiley. He is faught in the Pirates Paradise world and after being defeated is free'd from Uilee Tea's control and becomes an ally to Bearded Smiley.|
|N/A||Waddie|| Waddie is one of the four Smilonians who were brainwashed by Uilee Tea so they would help him defeat Bearded Smiley. He is faught in the Skull Plains world and after being defeated is free'd from Uilee Tea's control and becomes an ally to Bearded Smiley.|
|Norbert||Norbert is Bearded Smiley's next door neighbour. Bearded constantly annoys him by shouting NORBERT! at him whenever they meet. Norbert also works as a postman and usually trys (and fails) to give Bearded Smiley his mail without him noticing.|
|Ninjaspeed||Ninjaspeed is Bearded Ninja's rival in ninjitsu. Ninjaspeed shows up a few times throughout the game to challenge Bearded Ninja to fights, he also challenges Bearded Smiley a couple times for annoying him during his fights with Bearded Ninja.|
|Bearded Giraffe||Bearded Smiley's pet Green Giraffe, he is also known to be annoying just like his owner. He'll also help Bearded Smiley out in some of the early levels of the game by helping to defeat enemies, after this hes seen annoying some of the other Green Giraffes with Ninjaraffe.|
|200px||Ninjaraffe||Bearded Ninja's pet Green Giraffe, he is also known to practise ninjitsu just like his owner. He is first seen when Bearded Smiley visits Bearded Ninja's house, after this hes seen with Bearded Giraffe being annoyed along with some other Green Giraffes.|
|Green Giraffes||Green Giraffes are seen just randomly walking the streets of Smilexa, some are also seen out walking with their owners. Three Green Giraffes also are brainwashed by Uilee Tea and must be defeated in order to save them.|
|N/A||Drivin' Llamas||Drivin' Llamas are a bipedal sub-species of the Green Giraffes. They are seen driving cars all over Smilexa.|
|Mr. Chilli||A young lawyer who is looking for 'criminals' to defend. He is very impatient and quite hard to work around. But, nobody can be as annoying as our hero, can they?|
|Polterguys||Polterguys are Uilee Tea's most loyal minions. They are white ghost-like enemies that will attempt to steal Bearded Smiley and Bearded Ninja's items when up close, they also have been known to punch to attack. Most of them don't work for Uilee Tea however, and are just naturally agressive.|
|N/A||Brick Kangaroos||Brick Kangaroos are a sub-species of Green Giraffes that live all across Smilonia, they are incredibly hostile and will throw bricks at anyone that approches them. To defeat them the player must hit one of the bricks they throw back at them.|
|Tea Knights||Tea Knights are a type of Smilonian knight that work for Uilee Tea. Each Tea Knight wears a thick metal helmet to protect them from weaponry and they wear crude earmuffs to let them be less annoyed from Bearded. They can be challenging unless attacked with the Neo Geo Pocket Theo, which causes their helmets to shake therefore making them annoyed more.|
|N/A||Neo Geo Pocket Theo||The Neo Geo Pocket Theo is a sound amplification device found in Smilexia by Bearded. The Neo Geo Pocket Theo amplifies whatever Bearded says into the speaker thus dealing more damage because it is more annoying. The Neo Geo Pocket Theo is especially effective against Tea Knights, because it shakes their helmets and causes an annoying ringing sound.|
- When Bearded Smiley goes to get Bearded Ninja to ask him to help save Smilexa from Uilee Tea at the start of the game, he runs into Mr. Chilli who makes a cameo appearance handing out flyers. Bearded, naturally annoys him, but takes a flyer.
A gallery of all artwork from the game.