Bear is the 6th season 1 episode of Wario Dies, premiering July 7th 2020, ending the show's hiatus which startes June 26th.
Cast[]
- Wario
- Ranger
- Bear
Plot[]
Wario camps in a bear infested location.
Story[]
Wario is walking towards the woods to go hiking, his bags all packed and full, when a Ranger (who is Mario) stops him. "What's the big-a-deal," Wario angrily says, and the Ranger replies "Sir, you cannot go to these woods, there is a bear problem." Wario groans in anger and says "I can deal with a bear!" The Ranger says, "this is a grizzly bear, sir, the most dangerous of all the bears!" Wario says "don't a-worry, i got this," but the Ranger wont let him pass. Wario thinks to himself for a bit, and suddenly turns around and punches the Ranger in the face, knocking him out. Wario books it for the woods.
Wario, now in the woods, looks for a place to set up camp. He finds the perfect spot and quickly plops his tent down and sets his bed. Wario breathes in the fresh air and drinks his canteen as he heads off to hike. A few hours later, Wario returns to camp to see something unexpected: an actual, live bear eating his food. Wario screams "HEY, YOU A-STUPID-BEAR" at the bear, which startles it. Wario continues shouting at this bear, making it feel threatened. Before Wario knows it, the bear stands up, releases a loud roar and books it towards Wario.
Wario barely has any time to react and he runs away screaming, however the bear catches up to him and mauls him to death. The ranger runs towards the scene and screams when he sees Wario getting mauled and fires a tranquilizer dart at the bear, making it fall to sleep. The ranger runs to Wario's corpse and says "poor son of a bitch didn't listen," shaking his head, and burying his remains. The ranger also takes the campsite down.
Later the bear wakes up and says "ow! That hurt," taking the mask off revealing it to be Waluigi in disguise. "At least i killed my brother," he says, laughing as he walks off. However, as he is walking back another bear pounces him and mauls him to death, and that bear takes his mask off to reveal it being Mario. "You do not-a-mess with Ranger a-mario," he says. Out of nowhere the actual Ranger stabs Mario in the back, killing him almost instantly, saying "DO NOT IMPERSONATE THE RANGER!"
Wario's soul, floating above his corpse, comments "what the heck-a-just happened" and the episode goes to black