This is the first episode of Gaming news with Mario and Wario.
Mario: Hello there, viewers! It's-a me, Mario!
Wario: And me-a, Wario! (Farts) Oh, pardon...
Mario: Ew. Anyways, and welcome to Gaming News!
(Que Mario Galaxy theme)
Mario: Now lets get to the news! Wario?
Wario: Got it. (Pushes a button)
Mario: Today, we have a huge announcement.
Wario: It's so big, it last's the whole year! Introducing...
THE YEAR OF WALUIGI!!!
Mario: That's right! Waluigi is getting his own year for his 18th Anniversary.
Wario: Now HE'S getting his own year?! Why not me?
Mario: Don't worry, man. We have something just for you!
Wario: Really? Where?
Mario: You'll see. Anyways, every Mario game will have Waluigi in some way! Like, for example...
Mario: Waluigi, along with his own stage, will be playable in Mario Kart: Hyper Dash!
Wario: Another example...
PUNCH-OUT: NINTENDO CHAMPS